Funny Dolly Parton Quotes

I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde.

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.

I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

I’m not a rhinestone kind of gal, but I am a sequin in my heart.

I’m not high maintenance, I just have low levels of tolerance for nonsense.

I’m a woman of many talents: singing, acting, and teasing my hair to new heights.

I’m not just a pretty face, I also have a killer voice.

I’m not a hero, I just play one on the stage.

I’m not a saint, but I do have an angelic personality.

I’m not here to blend in, I’m here to stand out and shine.

I’m not just a country girl, I’m a country legend.

I’m not a diva, I’m a Dolly.

I’m not a Barbie doll, I’m a Dolly Parton doll.

I’m not the queen of country, I’m the empress.

I’m not a fan of gravity, but I appreciate the support.

I’m not a size zero, but I’m the perfect size for Dolly.

I’m not afraid of aging, I’m just getting more rhinestones.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m just high on life.

I’m not a feminist, I’m a Dolly-ist.

I’m not a fortune teller, but I can see a bright future filled with sparkles.

Funny Dolly Parton Quotes part 2

I’m not afraid of getting older, I just want to make sure my hair stays bigger than my problems.

I’m not a morning person, but I am a ‘9 to 5’ person.

I’m not a quitter, I’m a glitter.

I’m not afraid of a little hard work, especially if it involves singing and dancing.

I’m not here to fit into a mold, I’m here to break them.

I’m not a fan of rules, unless they involve rhinestones.

I’m not a fashion icon, I’m a fashion comet.

I’m not a drama queen, I’m a country queen.

I’m not afraid to make mistakes, as long as they’re accompanied by a catchy tune.

I’m not here to be ordinary, I’m here to be extraordinary.

I’m not just a singer-songwriter, I’m a singer-songwriter-entertainer extraordinaire.

I’m not just a country legend, I’m a Dolly-wood legend.

I’m not a fan of being serious, unless it involves seriously fun outfits.

I’m not a stranger to hard work, but I prefer my work to come with a side of glitter.

I’m not a one-hit wonder, I’m a whole constellation of hits.

I’m not just a blonde, I’m a blonde with a big personality.

I’m not afraid to shine, even if it means standing out in a sea of darkness.

I’m not looking for a knight in shining armor, I’m looking for a rhinestone cowboy.

I’m not afraid to be myself, even if it means being a little extra.

I’m not just a country singer, I’m a country superstar.

I’m not afraid to dream big, as long as my dreams come with a soundtrack.

I’m not just a singer, I’m a storyteller with a killer voice.

I’m not a wallflower, I’m a wildflower.

I’m not a delicate flower, I’m a fiery Southern belle.

I’m not a follower, I’m a leader with a big blonde wig.

I’m not just a woman, I’m a force of nature with big hair.

I’m not afraid to take risks, especially if they involve sequins and rhinestones.

I’m not a quitter, I’m a glitter.

I’m not just Tennessee’s sweetheart, I’m America’s sweetheart.

I’m not just a funny girl, I’m a funny girl with big hair and even bigger dreams.

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