I told you I was sick!
Here lies the world’s greatest procrastinator.
I guess I won’t be taking any more selfies.
Rest in pieces of pizza.
I’d rather be alive.
No need to mourn, I left my body for the after-party.
I finally found the secret to eternal sleep.
In loving memory of my last brain cell.
I guess my ‘YOLO’ days are over.
Here lies the comedian, finally resting in peace.
I didn’t choose this tombstone, the tombstone chose me.
Reader discretion advised: I haunt these grounds.
Please do not tap on the glass, I’m trying to sleep.
RIP to my online presence.
Here lies the procrastination champion.
I asked for a pyramid, they gave me this!
I’m just exploring the other side of life now.
I thought the afterlife would have better Wi-Fi.
I regret nothing, except maybe that last burrito.
I always said I wanted a big rock in my front yard.
Turn back, there’s nothing to see here but bones and regrets.
Ready for my night shift as a ghost.
Warning: excessive ghostly laughter ahead.
I bet you can’t guess how I died!
Found my final resting spot and it’s not even a beach.
I’d rather be at happy hour, but here I am.
Worst case of restless soul syndrome.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Do not disturb, even in the afterlife.
This haunted house comes with complimentary ghosts.
I wasn’t exactly thrilled about the expiration date.
Consider this my permanent out-of-office reply.
I finally have an excuse to make terrible ghost puns.
Here lies the founder of the ‘Couch Potato’ movement.
Gone, but not forgotten… well, maybe a little forgotten.
I prefer my new view from six feet under.
Never underestimate the power of a good nap.
Decomposing one joke at a time.
Gone, but still lurking on social media.
I’m dead serious about rest.
If you can read this, please bring snacks.
No longer a human, just a really dedicated ghost.
Here lies someone who never understood the meaning of ‘stop and smell the roses’.
Making the afterlife my personal ghostly adventure.
I guess I wasn’t immortal after all.
Out of office, permanently.
This graveyard has the best dead-ication level.
If you’re reading this, you’re next.
I finally found the ultimate form of self-care: eternal sleep.
Died doing what I love: nothing.
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