I brush so hard that I’m considering joining the toothbrush Olympics.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
I used to be a dentist’s nightmare, now I’m their best customer.
I floss religiously, or at least when I remember to.
I’ve never met a cavity I couldn’t fill with a Dad joke.
You know you’re getting old when you need a GPS to find your dental fillings.
I love going to the dentist, it’s like a spa day for my teeth.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not a dentist, but I can give you a filling of laughter.
Why did the dentist become a baseball instructor? He knew how to handle a curveball.
I don’t trust atoms, they make up everything, including tooth decay.
I’ll tell you a dental joke, but I’m only flossing, I mean, teasing.
Why did the dentist take up gardening? He wanted to flossom his skills.
I used to be a dental assistant, but I went to school to become a comedian instead – I wanted to make people smile in a different way.
The tooth fairy may be imaginary, but my dental bills are all too real.
Dentists don’t just clean teeth, they also give you a good hard brush with reality.
I have enough dental floss to go to the moon and back – maybe that’s what they mean when they say ‘shoot for the stars.’
Why did the dentist take up photography? He wanted to capture every smile from root to crown.
I have a crush on my dentist – he always leaves me breathless.
My dentist told me I need a crown, and I’m already practicing my royal wave.
I’ll never stop a dentist from talking – they’re the only ones who can keep my mouth shut.
I wanted to be a dentist, but I couldn’t handle all the root canals, so I became a stand-up comedian instead.
Why did the dentist become a firefighter? He wanted to save smiles from going up in smoke.
I bought a toothpaste that guarantees to make me feel like a celebrity – my dentist starts the countdown as soon as I open my mouth.
I went to the dentist after eating garlic and onions – I wanted to give them a challenge.
I’ve mastered the art of talking with a filled mouth – it’s the dental version of ventriloquism.
Visiting the dentist feels like going to a family reunion – the drills and fillings are like meeting long-lost relatives.
Why did the dentist become a chef? He wanted to make every meal a mouth-watering experience.
I don’t skip dental appointments, I just like to give my dentist a little bit of suspense.
I went to the dentist and he told me I have a sweet tooth – I told him, ‘No, I have sweet teeth!’
Why did the dentist become a carpenter? He had a knack for building toothsome smiles.
I told the dentist I didn’t brush my teeth like I should – he said, ‘That’s tooth bad!’
I started flossing every day because I heard it’s possible to get a Grammy for Best Oral Hygiene.
Why did the dentist become a taxi driver? He wanted to give everyone a tooth-er ride.
My dentist has a captivating smile – I wonder if it’s because she knows all our secrets.
I eat so much candy that my dentist has given me a frequent flyer card to his office.
I brush my teeth until they’re so clean they could audition for a toothpaste commercial.
Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught leaving the scene of the plaque.
I asked my dentist if his favorite movie is ‘Jaws’ – he said, ‘No, it’s ‘Tooth Fairy”!
You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep – or the ones you want the dentist to keep.
Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It needed a good filling.
When my dentist tells me to open wide, I can’t help but think that he’s secretly auditioning me for a Broadway show.
I tried to tell a dentist joke, but it got lost in translation – I guess it wasn’t too en-dent-ertaining.
Why did the dentist become a musician? He wanted to floss-trate his musical talents.
I floss more often than I change my socks – I hope my dentist appreciates proper oral hygiene.
Smile, it’s the only curve that’s set in stone – or dental fillings.
Why did the dentist become a juggler? He wanted to perfect the art of pulling teeth from thin air.
I have so many toothbrushes that I’m considering opening a dental supply store.
I went to the dentist and he told me I need to cut down on my sugar – I said, ‘No problem, I’ll start eating more chocolate bars made with artificial sweeteners.’
Why did the dentist become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to fill a room with laughter.
I brush so hard that I’m considering joining the toothbrush Olympics.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
I used to be a dentist’s nightmare, now I’m their best customer.
I floss religiously, or at least when I remember to.
I’ve never met a cavity I couldn’t fill with a Dad joke.
You know you’re getting old when you need a GPS to find your dental fillings.
I love going to the dentist, it’s like a spa day for my teeth.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not a dentist, but I can give you a filling of laughter.
Why did the dentist become a baseball instructor? He knew how to handle a curveball.
I don’t trust atoms, they make up everything, including tooth decay.
I’ll tell you a dental joke, but I’m only flossing, I mean, teasing.
Why did the dentist take up gardening? He wanted to flossom his skills.
I used to be a dental assistant, but I went to school to become a comedian instead – I wanted to make people smile in a different way.
The tooth fairy may be imaginary, but my dental bills are all too real.
Dentists don’t just clean teeth, they also give you a good hard brush with reality.
I have enough dental floss to go to the moon and back – maybe that’s what they mean when they say ‘shoot for the stars.’
Why did the dentist take up photography? He wanted to capture every smile from root to crown.
I have a crush on my dentist – he always leaves me breathless.
My dentist told me I need a crown, and I’m already practicing my royal wave.
I’ll never stop a dentist from talking – they’re the only ones who can keep my mouth shut.
I wanted to be a dentist, but I couldn’t handle all the root canals, so I became a stand-up comedian instead.
Why did the dentist become a firefighter? He wanted to save smiles from going up in smoke.
I bought a toothpaste that guarantees to make me feel like a celebrity – my dentist starts the countdown as soon as I open my mouth.
I went to the dentist after eating garlic and onions – I wanted to give them a challenge.
I’ve mastered the art of talking with a filled mouth – it’s the dental version of ventriloquism.
Visiting the dentist feels like going to a family reunion – the drills and fillings are like meeting long-lost relatives.
Why did the dentist become a chef? He wanted to make every meal a mouth-watering experience.
I don’t skip dental appointments, I just like to give my dentist a little bit of suspense.
I went to the dentist and he told me I have a sweet tooth – I told him, ‘No, I have sweet teeth!’
Why did the dentist become a carpenter? He had a knack for building toothsome smiles.
I told the dentist I didn’t brush my teeth like I should – he said, ‘That’s tooth bad!’
I started flossing every day because I heard it’s possible to get a Grammy for Best Oral Hygiene.
Why did the dentist become a taxi driver? He wanted to give everyone a tooth-er ride.
My dentist has a captivating smile – I wonder if it’s because she knows all our secrets.
I eat so much candy that my dentist has given me a frequent flyer card to his office.
I brush my teeth until they’re so clean they could audition for a toothpaste commercial.
Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught leaving the scene of the plaque.
I asked my dentist if his favorite movie is ‘Jaws’ – he said, ‘No, it’s ‘Tooth Fairy”!
You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep – or the ones you want the dentist to keep.
Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It needed a good filling.
When my dentist tells me to open wide, I can’t help but think that he’s secretly auditioning me for a Broadway show.
I tried to tell a dentist joke, but it got lost in translation – I guess it wasn’t too en-dent-ertaining.
Why did the dentist become a musician? He wanted to floss-trate his musical talents.
I floss more often than I change my socks – I hope my dentist appreciates proper oral hygiene.
Smile, it’s the only curve that’s set in stone – or dental fillings.
Why did the dentist become a juggler? He wanted to perfect the art of pulling teeth from thin air.
I have so many toothbrushes that I’m considering opening a dental supply store.
I went to the dentist and he told me I need to cut down on my sugar – I said, ‘No problem, I’ll start eating more chocolate bars made with artificial sweeteners.’
Why did the dentist become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to fill a room with laughter.
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