Funny Dental Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I brush so hard that I’m considering joining the toothbrush Olympics.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

I used to be a dentist’s nightmare, now I’m their best customer.

I floss religiously, or at least when I remember to.

I’ve never met a cavity I couldn’t fill with a Dad joke.

You know you’re getting old when you need a GPS to find your dental fillings.

I love going to the dentist, it’s like a spa day for my teeth.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

I’m not a dentist, but I can give you a filling of laughter.

Why did the dentist become a baseball instructor? He knew how to handle a curveball.

I don’t trust atoms, they make up everything, including tooth decay.

I’ll tell you a dental joke, but I’m only flossing, I mean, teasing.

Why did the dentist take up gardening? He wanted to flossom his skills.

I used to be a dental assistant, but I went to school to become a comedian instead – I wanted to make people smile in a different way.

The tooth fairy may be imaginary, but my dental bills are all too real.

Dentists don’t just clean teeth, they also give you a good hard brush with reality.

I have enough dental floss to go to the moon and back – maybe that’s what they mean when they say ‘shoot for the stars.’

Why did the dentist take up photography? He wanted to capture every smile from root to crown.

I have a crush on my dentist – he always leaves me breathless.

My dentist told me I need a crown, and I’m already practicing my royal wave.

I’ll never stop a dentist from talking – they’re the only ones who can keep my mouth shut.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I couldn’t handle all the root canals, so I became a stand-up comedian instead.

Why did the dentist become a firefighter? He wanted to save smiles from going up in smoke.

I bought a toothpaste that guarantees to make me feel like a celebrity – my dentist starts the countdown as soon as I open my mouth.

I went to the dentist after eating garlic and onions – I wanted to give them a challenge.

I’ve mastered the art of talking with a filled mouth – it’s the dental version of ventriloquism.

Visiting the dentist feels like going to a family reunion – the drills and fillings are like meeting long-lost relatives.

Why did the dentist become a chef? He wanted to make every meal a mouth-watering experience.

I don’t skip dental appointments, I just like to give my dentist a little bit of suspense.

I went to the dentist and he told me I have a sweet tooth – I told him, ‘No, I have sweet teeth!’

Why did the dentist become a carpenter? He had a knack for building toothsome smiles.

I told the dentist I didn’t brush my teeth like I should – he said, ‘That’s tooth bad!’

I started flossing every day because I heard it’s possible to get a Grammy for Best Oral Hygiene.

Why did the dentist become a taxi driver? He wanted to give everyone a tooth-er ride.

My dentist has a captivating smile – I wonder if it’s because she knows all our secrets.

I eat so much candy that my dentist has given me a frequent flyer card to his office.

I brush my teeth until they’re so clean they could audition for a toothpaste commercial.

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught leaving the scene of the plaque.

I asked my dentist if his favorite movie is ‘Jaws’ – he said, ‘No, it’s ‘Tooth Fairy”!

You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep – or the ones you want the dentist to keep.

Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It needed a good filling.

When my dentist tells me to open wide, I can’t help but think that he’s secretly auditioning me for a Broadway show.

I tried to tell a dentist joke, but it got lost in translation – I guess it wasn’t too en-dent-ertaining.

Why did the dentist become a musician? He wanted to floss-trate his musical talents.

I floss more often than I change my socks – I hope my dentist appreciates proper oral hygiene.

Smile, it’s the only curve that’s set in stone – or dental fillings.

Why did the dentist become a juggler? He wanted to perfect the art of pulling teeth from thin air.

I have so many toothbrushes that I’m considering opening a dental supply store.

I went to the dentist and he told me I need to cut down on my sugar – I said, ‘No problem, I’ll start eating more chocolate bars made with artificial sweeteners.’

Why did the dentist become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to fill a room with laughter.