Funny Cow Quotes
I’m udderly amazed by cows’ sense of humor!
Mooove over, I’m here to milk the fun out of life!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the moooovies!
Happiness is grazing in a field full of laughter.
Cowspiration: Moo with a smile!
Don’t have a cow, have a laugh instead!
Cows are the beefy comedians of the animal kingdom!
Did you hear about the cow comedian? He was udderly hilarious!
Cow humor is utterly funny!
I love moo-sic, especially cow-medies!
You’ve got to have a sense of moo-humor to milk life’s pleasures!
Just when I thought life was a pasture, cows bring the giggles!
Laughter is the best medicine, especially with a side of moo!
When life gets tough, remember to find the funny in the cow-sh!
Smiling cows make for greener pastures!
Always remember to mooltiply your happiness with laughter!
Having a cow-mpanion who makes you laugh is priceless!
Moo-ving through life with a smile is the only way to graze!
Cows have a special way of tickling our funny bones!
Who needs a clown when you have a cow to make you chuckle?
Moo-sical laughter is the soundtrack of a joyful life!
Life is better when you milk it for all the laughs it’s worth!
How do cows make each other laugh? With some mooo-verlapping jokes!
In this herd, the only drama is cow-medic!
Remember, cows can teach us to laugh at our pasture mistakes!
The sun is shining, the grass is green, and the cows are cracking jokes!
Funny cows give us milkshakes and bellyaches from laughter!
A cow’s sense of humor can turn any frowns into moownbows!
Why did the cow go to comedy school? It wanted to milk every joke!
Don’t be a grumpy bull, embrace the laughter that comes from funny cows!
Mooo-ing and grooving is the dance of joy for cows and laughter-lovers alike!
Cows have unique moomentum when it comes to cracking jokes!
Moo-ving through life with a smile can make even the toughest hurdles seem like molehills!
A funny cow is worth more than a thousand dairy farms!
Don’t be afraid to let your inner cow shine with laughter!
Udderly fantastic humor is what makes cows moo-tiful!
Milk every ounce of laughter from life, just like a cow milks the pasture!
Funny cows know how to chew the cud and laugh at the same time!
When life gets tough, remember to put the ‘ha-ha’ into ‘herd’!
Moo-thful laughter is the key to a pasture-filled life!
Feeling down? Just remember the hilarious antics of our cow friends!
Cows are the ultimate party animals, they never tire of spreading laughter!
Why did the cow become a stand-up comedian? Because it had such a great sense of mooo-or!
The grass is always greener when there’s laughter in the pasture!
Funny cows make us smile from our hooves to our horns!
Cows have a way of putting a smile on our faces and milk in our belly!
Mooving through life with a funny bone is uttermoo-vingly delightful!
Laughter is the sound of cows enjoying life to the fullest!
Funny cows are the happi-est makers!
Life is funnier when you see it through the eyes of a cow!