Funny Candy Jar Sayings to Brighten Your Day

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down? but a jar full makes life sweet!

All you need is love and candy.

Candy is dandy, but sugar is sweeter.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of candy!

Life is short, make it sweet. Steal a candy.

Sweet dreams are made of these (candies).

Keep calm and eat candy.

Candy- the sweetest way of making life delicious.

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap. Stay candy sweet!

My jar is your jar, except for the candy! That’s mine!

Sweets for the sweetest!

Home is where the candy jar is.

Candy makes the heart grow fonder.

Have a break, have a candy.

Candy Jar – Making life sweeter one piece at a time.

B.E.D = Candy Every Day.

Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

In case of emergency, break glass for candy.

A balanced diet is a candy in each hand.

Candy – cheaper than therapy!

Sugar coat every situation with a candy.

Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.

Life happens, candy helps.

Sweet like candy to my soul.

Eat candy, not feelings.

Sweet dreams are made of these.

Life is short, make it sweet.

Sugar coated happiness.

Resisting temptation since forever!

Dandy like candy.

Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

All you need is love. But a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt.

Eat candy not broccoli!

Sugar spice, and everything nice!


Keep calm and eat candy.

Don’t be salty, have a sweet!

Open for sweetness!

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

The Sweet Life.

Sweets for the sweet!

Save room for the sweet stuff!

Welcome to the sweet spot.

Candy: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad!

Warning: Naked candy inside!

Savor the flavor.

Happily ever after starts here, with candy!

Candy makes the heart grow fonder.

Life’s short, eat the candy.

Candy ? the sweetest way to excess!

Our happy place is wherever there?s candy.

Bring on the sugar rush!

Candy is my currency.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

A day without candy is like… Just kidding. I have no idea.

If candy be the food of love, munch on!

Candy? a moment on the lips, forever on the hips? Who cares!

In our fairness, we were unsupervised around the candy.

Candies: because your worth it!

Who needs reasons when you have candy?

Sweetness overloaded, enter at your own risk!

Don?t candy coat your feelings!

With candy, life is colorful.

More candy, less worries!

Life is sweet, but candy is sweeter!

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap. Take a candy!

Sugar is my love language.

All you need is love… and a candy jar.

Candy: the ultimate mood lifter.

When life gives you lemons, grab a candy!

Stressed is desserts spelt backwards. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Candy jar: my personal sweet spot.

Candylicious dreams start here.

Welcome to the sugar rush highway.

Life happens, candy helps.

Release your inner Willy Wonka.

Life’s too short, make it sweet.

Take a candy, Make your day dandy.

Survival kit for sweet tooth.

Sugar loading zone!

Because life should always have rainbows and unicorns… and candies!

Warning: Contents may cause instant happiness.

?One candy a day keeps the frown away.?

?Bite in for a taste of joy.?

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