Funny British Sayings
Bob’s your uncle!
It’s raining cats and dogs!
Cheeky monkey!
You’re a legend!
Keep calm and carry on.
Why don’t you just go the whole hog?
He’s as mad as a hatter!
Easy-peasy lemon squeezy!
You’re off your rocker!
That’s as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Well, that’s sorted then.
You’re a total nutter!
Cheerio!
Don’t get your knickers in a twist!
It’s like herding cats.
Mum’s the word!
Tally-ho!
You’re a right numpty.
That’s a piece of cake!
Bob’s your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt!
Mad as a box of frogs.
Spiffing!
Fancy a cuppa?
It’s all gone pear-shaped!
He’s got a face like a slapped arse.
Mind your Ps and Qs!
Blinding!
He’s gone round the bend!
Tickety-boo!
He’s got a few screws loose.
Quids in!
You’re barking mad!
He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Don’t get your nickers in a twist!
Bloody brilliant!
It’s all gone tits up!
You’re a total git!
He’s as daft as a brush!
Cor blimey!
Mind your own beeswax!
He’s as thick as two short planks.
You’re a right muppet!
It’s raining men!
Chin up!
He’s as easy as pie.
Don’t get your knickers in a knot!
He’s got a face like a wet weekend.
Well, that’s put the cat among the pigeons.
You’re absolutely crackers!
He’s as nutty as a fruitcake.