Funny Billiards Sayings to Crack You Up

Call me butter, because I’m on a roll!

I’m all about that bank… shot, that is.

My favorite word? Chalk it up to ‘cue’!

I see your shot and raise you some English!

Play me in billiards? Make sure you’re ready to break more than just the bank.

It’s not a scratch; it’s a plot twist.

Keep calm and chalk your cue.

Life is like billiards – the more you play, the better you get.

When the balls are against the cushion, it?s too late to say sorry.

Game on, no candy stripes and solid excuses!

I see balls, I hit balls, balls travel into pockets. That’s it!

I’m not a shark, but when it comes to billiards, I’m JAWS.

Can’t cue straight? Don’t even eight-ball about it.

My game, my rules. And I rule at this game!

Do you believe in magic? Watch me make these balls disappear!

When life gives you lemons, ask for a pool table instead.

Why play safe when you can play bold?

You know it’s serious when the chalk comes out.

Pool: the only game with no timeouts and lots of balls.

I play pool. What’s your superpower?

I’m like a pool table, I can handle a lot of balls.

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the practice table.

In pool, it’s not about how good your good shots are. It’s about how good your bad shots are.

Life is like a game of billiards, if you want more, you have to dare to play.

I’ll see your bet and raise you… to the pool table.

Chalk it up, cue it in, let the game begin.

What happens at the pool table, stays at the pool table.

Cleaning up the table, one ball at a time.

You know you’re a pool player when your friends decide to have a pool party, and you bring your cue stick.

Every game of pool begins with a break, but not every break leads to a game.

You call it playing pool. I call it conducting physics experiments.

I tried to engage in small talk… But then I lost my focus and miscued.

Life’s too short not to play pool.

Pool: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it’s just a game… you can’t win.

You might be king of the pool hall. But here, you’re just another guy with a stick.

Be the kind of player that when your feet touch the floor each morning, the pool table says, ‘Aw Crap, They’re up!’.

Keep your friends close and your pool cue closer.

Pool players do it with precision and skill.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the pool room.

You don’t have to be crazy to be a pool player… but it helps!

I don’t need therapy. I just need to play pool.

Good pool players practice until they get it right. Great pool players practice until they never get it wrong.

Sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about billiards.

I’m not addicted to billiards, we are just in a very committed relationship.

Keep calm and pretend it’s not a game of billiards.

Pool: The only sport where a good safe can change the game.

Billiards is like life. It’s hard to be perfect, but practice makes you better.

Eat, sleep, play pool, repeat.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a middle pocket and a corner pocket. I call it billiards.

Sorry, I can’t hang out tonight. My pool stick needs me.

The difference between billiards and homework? I actually enjoy billiards.

Life without billiards is like a pool table without balls ? pointless.

Why stress when you can play billiards instead.

Cue it up and chalk it down, billiards is my guilty pleasure.

Yes, I am a pool shark. No, I won’t play for money.

Billiards: Because throwing people into a pocket is frowned upon.

Just like my game, my billiards humor is on cue.

Pool?the only game you can play where it?s ok to be behind a few balls.

Billiards is like love, first you learn to play, and then you forget all rules and play from heart.

I use ‘billiards’ as my therapy, my stick as the therapist.

One does not simply leave the game when they’re on a winning streak.

Are you a billiard ball? ‘Cause you’ve got me spinning all around.

The best artists use ball, cue, and chalk instead of a brush, pencil, and eraser.