Funny and Adorable Chicken Sayings to Brighten Up Your Day

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.

Life is better with chickens around.

Home is where the flock roams.

Every life should have nine cats and a chicken.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Happiness is a warm chicken.

Crazy chicken lady.

You’re cluckin’ awesome.

I’m a peck above the rest.

Talk to me like one of your French hens.

Keep calm and love chickens.

Just wingin’ it.

Strut your stuff like a rooster.

Be a little bolder, like a chicken on your shoulder.

Chicken kisses and wishes.

Life is too short to have just one chicken.

Chickens are my therapy.

Feathers speak louder than words.

Stay clucky.

Quit ruffling my feathers.

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.

Don’t be a chicken, embrace the challenge.

You’re one cluckin’ good friend.

Feathers on fleek, chick!

Just a chick out for a stroll.

You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.

Every hen lays according to her kind.

A single joy scatters a hundred griefs.

Get up with the rooster, hustle with the hens.

Don’t be a rooster when you are a chicken.

Be a good egg in a dozen of bad ones.

Hustle and cluck, no time for bad luck.

Clucking all the way to success.

Scratch a chicken and you’ll find a gourmet.

A chick in the nest is better than a cock on the roof.

Fly high, but remember where the coop is.

Fluff your feathers, and rule the roost.

Keep calm and cluck on.

Fly high, but always come back to the coop.

Not every hen lays eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gives birth to a chick. Not every chick that is hatched grows up to be a chicken.

Be like a chicken, keep pecking.

Every rooster crows in its own pen.

Strut your stuff like the top hen at the pecking order.

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

Like a chicken with its head cut off.

You’re the spring chicken in my coop of love.

Be a chicken scrabble champion, not a pecker.

Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

You’re no spring chicken, but you’re just as cute.

Like a rooster ruling the roost.

Rule the roost and crow with joy.

Cute and cunning as a free-range fowl.

A peck of affection from my heart to yours.

Clucking charming, that’s what you are!

Every day with you is egg-stra special.

Be the wind beneath my hen wings.

No matter how many chickens cross the road, you’re my only destination.

Feathers carded, beak polished, you’re a chick in style!

Let’s ruffle some feathers together.

Strutting through life with you is egg-celent!

Your love is like a hen’s warm embrace.

Don’t be a chicken, embrace the cluck!

You’re the top chick in my pecking order.

The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm gets to live!

The more feathers, the warmer the chicken ? so hug me tight!

Be the mother hen to my brood of dreams.

Your love is more precious than a golden egg!

The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers the goods.