Funny American Sayings
I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
He’s so ugly, they should have pinned a tail on him and called him a skunk.
I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.
She’s wound up tighter than a $2 watch.
He’s got more excuses than a politician.
He’s as sharp as a bowling ball.
She’s as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
He’s slicker than snot on a doorknob.
He’s crazier than a pet coon.
She’s sweeter than a deep-fried Twinkie.
I’m busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
He’s dumber than a box of rocks.
She’s as stubborn as a mule chewing on briar patches.
I’m feeling as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
He’s about as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
She’s as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.
He’s as slow as molasses in January.
I’m as happy as a pig in mud.
She’s as sharp as a tack.
He’s got more tricks than a rodeo clown.
I’m as lost as a fart in a windstorm.
She’s crazier than a soup sandwich.
He’s as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I’m as hungry as a bear.
He’s got more curves than a country road.
She’s tougher than a two-dollar steak.
He’s got more brains than a wagonload of monkeys.
I’m as transparent as a glass of water.
He’s got more wrinkles than a prune.
She’s livelier than a cat on a hot tin roof.
I’m as happy as a clam at high tide.
He’s got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician.
She’s as smart as a whip.
He’s so innocent, he wouldn’t know the difference between a cow and a calf.
I’m as jumpy as a jackrabbit.
She’s as cold as a witch’s heart.
He’s got more swings and misses than a little leaguer.
I’m as confused as a cow on astroturf.
He’s as smooth as butter.
She’s sharper than a two-edged sword.
He’s got more energy than a room full of toddlers.
I’m as tired as a dog.
She’s got more sass than a cat in a hat.
He’s as witty as a stand-up comedian.
I’m as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.
She’s got more moves than a snake in the grass.
He’s as stubborn as a mule.
I’m as witty as a fox.
She’s got more attitude than a teenage girl.
He’s as sharp as a needle.