Funniest Future Quotes
In the future, there will be an app that can make your coffee for you. It’s called ‘Java the Hut’!
In the future, robots will have a sense of humor, but they’ll only tell jokes in binary code.
In the future, cars will be able to detect when you’re having a bad day and play uplifting music to cheer you up.
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their meme preferences.
In the future, Siri will be able to predict what you’re about to say and finish your sentences for you. It’s gonna be so annoy-
In the future, there will be a device that can simultaneously charge your phone and your self-esteem.
In the future, social media will have a ‘sarcasm’ button, because apparently, words can’t convey that anymore.
In the future, Google Maps will not only give directions, but also provide commentary on your driving skills.
In the future, there will be smart toilets that can analyze your poop and give you dietary recommendations. Talk about oversharing!
In the future, cats will rule the world and humans will become their personal servants. Oh wait, that’s already happening.
In the future, alarm clocks will have a snooze button that slaps you in the face to wake you up. It’s the only way some people will get out of bed!
In the future, there will be an app that tells you the likelihood of your crush liking you back. It’s called ‘Realistic Romance’.
In the future, there will be a fitness tracker that counts how many calories you burn while binge-watching Netflix. Finally, a win-win situation!
In the future, self-driving cars will have an ‘aggressive lane change’ mode for when you’re late to work and need to cut through traffic like a maniac.
In the future, technology will be so advanced that parents will have to ask their kids for help with operating the TV remote.
In the future, people will have personal drones to follow them around and capture their best angles for Instagram. Say goodbye to selfies!
In the future, there will be smart toasters that can perfectly adjust the level of toastiness to match your mood. Crispy for a good day, burnt for a bad day.
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their Netflix preferences. Because compatibility in binge-watching is crucial.
In the future, there will be a device that can translate baby babble. Good luck figuring out what ‘goo goo ga ga’ really means!
In the future, there will be self-cleaning houses. Finally, a way to avoid chores without feeling guilty!
In the future, there will be a virtual reality game called ‘Hologramzilla’, where you have to run away from giant holographic monsters. Good luck getting your daily exercise!
In the future, there will be smart mirrors that can give you compliments while you’re getting ready. It’s like having your own personal cheerleader!
In the future, there will be a device that can detect when you’re about to make a bad decision and slap your hand away. Talk about tough love!
In the future, there will be an app that can give you a fake alibi for those times when you really don’t want to go to that family gathering.
In the future, bed sheets will have built-in temperature controls, because nobody wants to deal with the eternal struggle of being too hot or too cold while they sleep.
In the future, there will be a gadget that can instantly turn any food into its healthy version. Donut salad, anyone?
In the future, there will be a virtual reality game where you have to navigate through a crowded subway without stepping on anyone’s toes. It’s called ‘The Commuter Challenge’.
In the future, there will be a device that can automatically mute annoying coworkers. Can’t wait to finally have some peace and quiet!
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their favorite pizza toppings. Because pizza compatibility is the key to a successful relationship.
In the future, there will be smart refrigerators that can detect when you’re stressed and suggest healthy snacks instead of reaching for that tub of ice cream.
In the future, there will be a device that can instantly translate your pet’s barks or meows into human language. Get ready to have some deep conversations with your furry friends!
In the future, there will be a gadget that can instantly remove any embarrassing photos of you from the internet. Finally, a way to erase those awkward teenage years!
In the future, there will be self-cleaning clothes. No more laundry day blues!
In the future, there will be virtual reality headsets that can transport you to any fictional world of your choice. Goodbye, real world problems!
In the future, there will be smart toothbrushes that can detect if you’re lying about brushing your teeth. No more trying to fool your dentist!
In the future, there will be a device that can scan your brain and recommend books based on your thoughts. It’s like having a personal librarian inside your head!
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their favorite memes. Because a shared sense of humor is the foundation of a strong relationship.
In the future, there will be smart glasses that can detect when you’re about to walk into a pole and redirect you. No more embarrassing accidents!
In the future, there will be smart shoes that can analyze your walking style and give you tips on how to walk with more confidence. Strut your stuff!
In the future, there will be a device that can instantly clean your house after a party. No more waking up to a mess!
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their musical guilty pleasures. Because life’s too short to hide your love for a good cheesy pop song!
In the future, there will be a device that can instantly teleport you to the front of any line. No more waiting!
In the future, there will be smart hats that can detect when you’re having a ‘bad hair day’ and cover it up with a hologram of your best hairstyle. Fashion crisis averted!
In the future, there will be a device that can instantly cook a gourmet meal with the push of a button. Say goodbye to takeout and hello to Michelin-star quality dining at home!
In the future, there will be a virtual reality game where you have to navigate through a grocery store without getting stuck behind slow-moving shoppers. It’s called ‘Supermarket Sprint’.
In the future, there will be a device that can instantly locate your missing socks. Finally, an end to the great sock mystery!
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their favorite dad jokes. Because life’s too short to be with someone who doesn’t appreciate a good ‘knock knock’.
In the future, there will be smart headphones that can detect when you’re about to hear spoilers and mute the sound. No more ruining your favorite TV shows and movies!
In the future, there will be a device that instantly cleans up your kitchen after you’ve cooked a meal. Say goodbye to hours spent scrubbing pots and pans!
In the future, there will be a dating app that matches people based on their favorite ice cream flavors. Because everyone deserves someone who shares their love for chocolate chip cookie dough!