Frank Drebin Quotes

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Let’s be honest, I make 50 shades of greatness look like child’s play.

I don’t need luck, luck needs me.

They say the sky’s the limit, but for me, it’s just the starting point.

I’m not a hero, I’m a superhero.

I may not be Batman, but I’m definitely closer than anyone else.

I’m not just good, I’m the definition of greatness.

The only reason the sun rises every day is to see me in action.

I don’t need a cape to save the day, my awesomeness is my superpower.

I’m the kind of person who can win a staring contest with a statue.

I’m so cool, I make the other side of the pillow jealous.

I don’t break the rules, I make the rules.

When life gives me lemons, I make a killer lemonade stand.

I’m not afraid of anything, except for missing out on being awesome.

I don’t sweat, I glisten with greatness.

I’m the kind of person who can charm a snake with my awesomeness.

I don’t need a map, I am the map.

I don’t just dream big, I dream bigger than big.

I’m like a diamond, I shine brightest under pressure.

I’m not here to play the game, I’m here to rewrite the rules.

They say you can’t buy happiness, but I’m pretty sure they never heard of shopping therapy.

I don’t need to flirt, I intimidate attraction.

I’m not just a rockstar, I’m the whole damn concert.

I don’t need a horse to be a knight in shining armor.

I don’t use GPS, I navigate by my own awesomeness.

I may not have superpowers, but I can make anything possible.

I don’t just make lemonade, I turn it into a gourmet experience.

I’m so awesome, even my reflection can’t look away.

I’m not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of me.

I don’t make things happen, things happen because of me.

I don’t believe in luck, I believe in making my own destiny.

I’m the kind of person who can make cheese look like a fine art form.

I don’t need a throne, I’m already the king of awesomeness.

I don’t need a cheat code, I am the cheat code.

I’m not a superhero, I’m a superherotime.

I don’t need to recharge, my energy comes from my awesomeness.

I’m the kind of person who can make a rainy day feel like a tropical vacation.

I don’t need to impress people, people are already impressed by me.

I’m not just a book, I’m a whole library of awesomeness.

I don’t just think outside the box, I redesign the box.

I don’t need a personal trainer, my awesomeness keeps me in shape.

I’m not just a shooting star, I’m a whole constellation.

I don’t just sing in the shower, I perform for a sold-out crowd.

I don’t walk, I strut.

I don’t need a superhero team, I’m a team of one.

I’m not just a fire, I’m a raging inferno of awesomeness.

I’m not just a diamond in the rough, I’m a polished gem of perfection.

I don’t follow trends, I am the trendsetter.

I’m not just a ray of sunshine, I’m a supernova.

I don’t need a time machine, my awesomeness transcends time and space.