Frank Costanza Quotes

Serenity now!

I got a lot of problems with you people!

It’s a Festivus miracle!

I’m not a square, I’m hip!

You want a piece of me? You got it!

I’m back, baby!

The human body can survive on no sleep and black coffee!

I don’t stop short for anything!

I’m like a bull in a China closet!

I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it!

I’m going to put my foot so far up your ass, you’ll taste shoe polish!

You think you’re different? You’re not different!

I’m not going anywhere until I get some answers!

The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!

I’m not senile, I just have selective hearing!

You know what I like? A good pretzel!

We need a symbol, Jerry! Something that represents the human spirit!

I’m not ashamed to say I cried!

I’m busting!

I am woman, hear me roar!

I’m having a heart attack!

I feel like I’m 50, and I’m not strong!

I can’t sleep with the bubbling brew of genius in my brain!

I’m not a nutshell!

I’m officially off the market!

I’m declaring myself sandwich king!

I’m sick of running around like a bunch of rats in cages!

I have a lot of problems with hugging!

I’m not a minimum-wage hopper!

I’m not interested in lunch!

I’m not a ‘make a reservation’ type of guy!

I’m going to need some blackout shades!

I’m a victim of a shoddy product!

I don’t want the condom museum near my office!

I’m like a lioness protecting her young!

I’m feeling very dirty, I could use another shower.

I’m king of the county!

I’m not a sailor!

I’m not a frogger!

I’m not a gypsy!

I’m in the carpool lane!

I’m not an animal!

I will put you out like a candle!

I’m going up to the house and shouting upstairs!

I’m not a seasonal guy!

I’m the holiday armadillo!

I’m going to make a scene!

I’m not a boxer!

I’m boiling over here!

I’m not an architect!