Food quotes that will make you laugh out loud

I refuse to eat until someone invents a burger that tastes like cake.

My diet plan is to live off of cheese and chocolate until further notice.

I don’t need any mood enhancers; a good slice of pizza does the trick.

If you can’t handle me at my hangry, you don’t deserve me at my full tummy.

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.

I don’t trust people who don’t like tacos. It’s just not natural.

My spirit animal is a doughnut – soft, sweet, and always craving more.

There’s no ‘we’ in fries, and that’s just the way I like it.

Forget love at first sight; give me love at first bite.

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first, just to be safe.

When in doubt, add more cheese. It’s the secret to happiness.

I work out just so I can eat more cookies. It’s a vicious cycle.

Relationship status: committed to pizza, no strings attached.

I don’t need a personal trainer; I have Pinterest recipes to motivate me.

My happy place is wherever there’s chocolate.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Calories don’t count when you’re eating with friends. It’s a scientific fact.

Soup: the comfort food that hugs your soul from the inside.

I’ll have a salad, but on top of a pizza.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and reaching for the last slice of pizza.

Cheese is like duct tape for the kitchen – it holds everything together.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s pretty much the same thing.

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m in a committed relationship with this chocolate cake.

I’d like to thank my refrigerator for always being there for me.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Food is my favorite four-letter F-word.

I thought growing up would involve less pizza and more salad. I was wrong.

The only thing better than eating food is talking about food while eating food.

I don’t need a silver lining; I just need a side of fries.

Eating breakfast for dinner feels like getting away with something.

If someone steals your lunch, it’s perfectly acceptable to call 9

Cupcakes: the sparkles of the baking world.

I’m not saying chocolate is the answer to everything, but have you tried it?

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that’s pretty close.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

My favorite exercise is running out of patience while waiting for my food to arrive.

I like long romantic walks to the fridge.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful, especially when it comes to dessert.

You know you’re a foodie when your dream job is becoming a professional taste tester.

Eating breakfast at midnight is the ultimate rebellion against societal norms.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… especially if it’s chocolate.

Dear food, thanks for always being there for me, even when my friends and family aren’t.

I don’t snack; I have mini meals throughout the day.

I’d rather have a cupcake than adult responsibilities.

I believe in desserts after every meal: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My cooking style can be summed up in three words: bacon, cheese, and more bacon.

There’s no better feeling than cracking the perfect egg yolk.

Some days, I eat a salad. Some days, I eat a quesadilla. Balance is key.

If you can’t handle my food puns, you can’t handle me.

I have a dream, and it involves chocolate, ice cream, and unlimited refills.