Fletch Quotes – Hilarious and Memorable Lines from the Iconic Movie

I’m not a hacker, I’m an investigative reporter… with a twist.

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can still solve a mystery.

I guess I prefer the term ‘unconventional’ to ‘unorthodox’.

Sometimes you have to bend the rules to get to the truth.

I have a knack for finding trouble, but I always manage to find my way out of it.

A little charm goes a long way in this business, my friend.

I’ve learned to trust my instincts… even if they sometimes lead me down a dead end.

I may be a jokester, but when it comes to my work, I’m dead serious.

A good disguise can get you into places you never thought possible.

I pride myself on my ability to think on my feet, especially when danger is lurking around the corner.

Life is just one big puzzle, and I’m always up for the challenge of putting the pieces together.

I’ve been known to ruffle a few feathers, but it’s all in the name of getting the truth out there.

I’ve got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a children’s party.

In this line of work, you have to be ready for anything… and I mean anything.

I may not have a degree in criminology, but I’ve got street smarts that can’t be taught.

I’ve seen things that would give most people nightmares, but I’ve never let it break me.

Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to approach it from a different angle.

I’ve crossed paths with some pretty dangerous people, but I always manage to stay one step ahead.

My humor may be a little offbeat, but it’s what keeps me sane in this crazy world.

I may not have a superhero cape, but I’m pretty good at saving the day.

I don’t play by the rules, I make my own.

I’ve had my fair share of close calls, but I always manage to dodge the bullet.

Life is too short to take everything so seriously… sometimes you just have to laugh.

I’ve got a knack for finding the truth, even when it’s hiding in plain sight.

I may not have a fancy office, but I get the job done.

I’ll go to any lengths to get the scoop, even if it means putting myself in danger.

In my line of work, you have to be comfortable with the uncomfortable.

I don’t believe in staying in one place for too long… there’s always another story waiting to be uncovered.

I may not be a detective, but I can certainly hold my own in the investigation department.

I’ve never been one to back down from a challenge, especially when it involves solving a mystery.

I’ve got a nose for trouble, but I also have a knack for sniffing out the truth.

Sometimes you have to break a few rules to break the case wide open.

I may not have a fancy title, but I can outsmart any criminal.

I’ve been called crazy more times than I can count, but that’s just part of my charm.

I may not have a badge, but I’ve got a sixth sense for solving mysteries.

I don’t need a secret lair, I can crack a case from anywhere.

I may not have a sidekick, but I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

I’ve got the charisma of a rockstar and the brains of a genius… it’s a lethal combination.

I may not be a conventional hero, but I always come out on top.

I’ve been known to tiptoe along the line between genius and insanity.

I may not have a cape, but I can leap tall buildings with a single bound… or at least climb a ladder.

I’ve got more aliases than a spy on a secret mission.

I may not have superpowers, but I’ve got super determination.

I’ve got an eye for detail that even the most experienced detectives envy.

I may not have a fancy car, but I can outmaneuver anyone on the road.

I’ve got a silver tongue that can sweet-talk anyone into giving me the information I need.

I may not have a theme song, but I’ve got a soundtrack of my own making.

I’ve been called a troublemaker, but I prefer the term ‘adventure seeker’.

I may not have all the answers, but I’m always willing to go the extra mile to find them.