Famous Sayings from the Jersey Shore
GTL – Gym, Tan, Laundry.
Come at me, bro!
The cabs are here!
I?m a blast in a glass.
We’ve got a situation here.
It’s T-shirt time!
After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off.
I?m the sweetest bitch you?ll ever meet.
Meatball problems.
Being pregnant is basically like being a canklesaurus rex.
We’re like the modern-day Brady Bunch. We’re all such a family.
I feel like this job is beneath me.
I don’t look orange. Everybody else just looks pale.
I rock the whole friggin? universe, not just the world.
Can I go to sleep now, or do you have any more errands for me?
Snooki want smoosh smoosh.
The only rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
I had to get stitches in my a**. I fell in a bush.
You sexed my ex-boyfriend?s girl?a girl I had history with. Be a man and own up to it.
You got coffee, muffins, and gorillas. It’s a fantastic afternoon.
I?m down for making money, having a good time and sending out a good message.
I had a bad day, I took it out on my weave.
GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
Don’t fall in love at the jersey shore
It’s T-shirt time!
Yeah, buddy!
I’m a blast in a glass
I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
Sunday Funday
I’m a dirty little hamster
Smush. Smush. Smush. Smush!
I don’t even take the trash out, so I’m definitely not taking them out
Cabs are here!
Just another day at the shore
We’ve got a situation here
I’m in this weird area of limbo which I’m like, ‘What am I gonna do?’
Living the dream on the Jersey Shore!
Meatball problems
This is real. This is me
The bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoe
We’re going to Karma
My only rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore
I?m not trashy unless I drink too much
I prefer to cuddle than have sex
Gym, tan, laundry, that’s how they make the guidos!
The cabs are here!
You’re the ketchup to my French fries.
Don’t fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
One shot for living, two shots for partying.
I’m in a shirt-before-the-shirt kind of mood.
Fist pumping like champs.
We’ve got a situation here!
Wake up, yeah buddy, gym and tanning, laundry day, juice and coffee.
Snookin’ for love in all the wrong places.
T-shirt time!
There’s no such thing as too much hairspray.
I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning.
I am the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.
Let’s do it, let’s go to work.
I’m a blast in a glass.
I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much.
Meatball problems.
I’m in this weird stage of life where I don’t know if I want a baby or another drink.
Jersey girls don’t pump gas.