Famous and Witty Bourbon Sayings
Sip it like bourbon, let it burn slow.
I?d rather be someone?s shot of bourbon than everyone?s cup of tea.
Whiskey is water without the bad parts.
Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
Bourbon’s warmth is the language of love.
Bourbon – because adulting is hard.
Life is like good bourbon ? the older, the better.
Bourbon does not ask silly questions. Bourbon understands.
Sip happens. Just pour some bourbon and roll with it.
A day without bourbon is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
When life hands you lemons, trade them for bourbon.
Keep your friends close, but your bourbon closer.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bourbon and that’s kind of the same thing.
Bourbon, because no good story ever started with eating a salad.
Bourbon: Helping people tolerate their families since the 18th century.
Whiskey neat, because ice is for injuries.
Bourbon is sunshine held together by water.
One bourbon, one story.
Bourbon and boots, the perfect combination.
Great stories never started with someone eating a salad, so let’s order a bourbon.
Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
Life without bourbon is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Bourbon, because your friends aren’t that interesting.
Bourbon doesn’t ask silly questions, bourbon understands.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bourbon and that’s kind of the same thing.
A balanced diet is a bourbon in each hand.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me a bourbon. And I’ll take that.
All you need is love, and maybe a little bourbon.
Whiskey may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good bourbon is barely enough.
I like my bourbon like I like my evenings. On the rocks.
Some call it drinking bourbon. I call it therapy.
Life isn’t always bourbon and honey. But it should be.
Life’s a journey and the Bourbon makes the journey worth it.
Keep calm and have a shot of bourbon.
Find someone who shares your love of bourbon and you’ll have a bond that?s hard to break.
Bourbon does not solve the problem, but neither does milk.
Life is too short for bad bourbon.
Bourbon, because no great story ever started with a salad.
Keep calm and drink bourbon.
A bourbon in the hand is worth two in the bottle.
Bourbon: Helping people endure family gatherings since the 18th century.
Bourbon does not ask silly questions… Bourbon understands.
Some people have a therapist; the rest of us have bourbon.
Bourbon is the duct tape of life.
Bourbon, it’s like duct tape, it fixes everything.
Whiskey may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
If life gives you lemons, trade them for bourbon.
Sometimes, all you need is a good bourbon.
You miss 100% of the bourbons you don’t drink.
Sip me baby one more time.
Wake up, sip bourbon, sleep, repeat.
Keep your friends close, and your bourbon closer.
With a bourbon in hand, everything is grand.
Bourbon is sunshine held together by water.
Bourbon: the socially acceptable hug in a glass.
Bourbon: Because adulting is hard.