Dumb inspirational quotes
Dream big, because reality is overrated.
If at first you don’t succeed, embrace your failure and move on.
Don’t worry about being yourself, conformity is the true path to success.
Life is like a box of chocolates, except you don’t get to choose your favorite flavor.
Believe in yourself, because no one else will.
The key to happiness is lowering your expectations.
Hard work pays off, but so does procrastination.
Life is full of surprises, most of them unpleasant.
The best way to get ahead is to step on others on the way.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes, because you’ll probably make them anyway.
Follow your passion, unless your passion is sleeping.
It’s not the destination that matters, it’s the journey. But really, the destination is pretty important too.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but taking shots is overrated anyway.
Life is too short to be serious all the time, so laugh at your own misery.
Success is just failure in disguise.
Everything happens for a reason, even if that reason is stupidity.
The early bird gets the worm, but the late bird gets a few extra zzz’s.
Live like there’s no tomorrow, because the future looks bleak.
Who needs friends when you have Netflix?
Don’t be afraid to fail, because that’s pretty much guaranteed.
Every problem has a solution, but most likely it’s a complicated and inconvenient one.
Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.
Life is a rollercoaster, and you’re always stuck at the bottom.
There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there’s an ‘I’ in win.
Do what you love, unless you have bills to pay.
The glass is half empty, and the refill is expensive.
Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces don’t fit and you lose half of them.
Don’t be afraid to take a leap of faith, even if it’s off a cliff.
The best things in life are free, but apparently, so is the taste of disappointment.
Failure is not an option, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Believe in yourself, because everyone else definitely doesn’t.
Learn from your mistakes, or don’t. It’s not like it will make a difference.
Follow your dreams, unless your dreams are really weird.
Life is like a box of cereal, you always get the same boring flakes.
Be the change you want to see in the world, or just complain about it on social media.
The only way to do great work is to avoid doing any work at all.
Don’t stress about the future, it’s going to be a disappointment anyway.
Life is a dance, and it’s a really awkward one.
Believe in miracles, because you’ll need a lot of them to get through life.
Think positive, because negative thoughts are a lot more realistic.
You can achieve anything if you lower your standards enough.
The only thing standing between you and success is motivation, skill, and luck.
Smile, because frowning takes too much energy.
Success is overrated, so aim for mediocrity.
Don’t cry over spilled milk, cry over your life choices.
The universe always has your back, until it stabs you in it.
Life is like a game of chess, except you’re playing against yourself.
Follow your heart, unless it leads you to a dead end.
The only constant in life is disappointment and taxes.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then realize you didn’t have any sugar.