Dirty Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
I say, boy, that foghorn ain’t just for showin’ off my voice. It’s a warnin’ sign for all them dimwits out there!
I may be a rooster, but I got more brains than half them folks in this town!
Boy, you better watch yourself, or I’ll peck ya like a Sunday dinner!
You know, boy, there’s only room for one big personality in this coop, and that’s me!
Don’t you go crowin’ around here, son. This is my territory!
You mess with the foghorn, you get the feathers, boy!
Listen up, folks! This rooster’s got some words of wisdom for ya!
I reckon, boy, you gotta be as wise as an owl to understand my foghorn language!
If brains were gunpowder, some folks wouldn’t have enough to blow their hat off!
I’m like a fine wine, boy, I just get better and louder with age!
You can’t silence the mighty foghorn, boy! It carries on till the cows come home!
I’m the alarm clock of the farm, boy. You can set your watch by my crowin’!
I’ve seen chickens smarter than some of them folks out there!
You better watch your step, son. This here foghorn ain’t for playin’ around!
I may have a voice of gold, but you’re just full of hot air, boy!
I do declare, boy, my foghorn can wake the dead!
You talkin’ to me, boy? ‘Cause I don’t see no one else around here!
I don’t need no fancy words, boy, my foghorn says it all!
Listen up, folks! The rooster’s in town and he’s got somethin’ to say!
You think you’re tough, boy? Well, I’ve seen more fights than you’ve had hot dinners!
I may be a rooster, but I ain’t no chicken!
I’m like a head of lettuce, boy. Always fresh and crisp!
You mess with the foghorn, you get the feathers, son!
I may be loud, boy, but I ain’t dumb!
Some folks just don’t have the sense God gave a turnip!
I do declare, boy, my foghorn is the envy of every rooster in the county!
You step out of line, son, and I’ll peck you faster than a hen lays an egg!
I’ve got more spunk than a can of soda, boy!
I’m like a fine wine, boy. Only gettin’ better with age!
I may be a rooster, but I’ve got the charm of a smooth-talking salesman!
You better believe, son, this foghorn ain’t just for showin’ off!
I may be a feathered fella, but I’ve got more wit than half them folks out there!
Boy, you better watch yourself before you become my next Sunday dinner!
I’ve got the crowin’ skills of a rock star, boy! Ain’t no one can top me!
I’m the king of the coop, boy, and this foghorn is my crown!
I say, boy, you better move aside, ’cause this rooster’s got places to crow!
You think you’re clever, son? Well, I’ve got more tricks up my feathers than a magician!
I may be small, but I’ve got the spirit of a lion, boy!
You mess with the foghorn, you get the spurs, son!
I’ve got the sass of a southern belle, boy, and the voice to match!
I’m like a ray of sunshine, boy. I brighten up even the gloomiest of days!
You think you’ve seen it all, boy? Well, prepare to be amazed by the foghorn!
I don’t need no script, son, I make up my lines as I go!
I’m the life of the party, boy, and my foghorn is the soundtrack!
I’ve got more gusto than a tornado, boy! Watch out!
You mess with the foghorn, you get a beak full of trouble, son!
I’ve got the spirit of a warrior, boy, and the foghorn to match!
I may be an old rooster, but my foghorn can still shake the rafters!
You think you’re tough, son? Well, I’ve been crowin’ since before you were an egg!
Listen up, folks! The legend of the foghorn is here to stay!