Die Hard Quotes: The Most Memorable Lines from the Iconic Action Film

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf* – John McClane

Welcome to the party, pal. – John McClane

How can the same s*** happen to the same guy twice? – John McClane

Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. – John McClane

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. – John McClane

You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. – John McClane

You know how to trust a man with a messy office. – John McClane

Glass, who gives a s*** about glass? – John McClane

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. – Hans Gruber

When you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you’re already dead. – Simon Gruber

The man is hurting. He’s alone, he’s tired, and he hasn’t seen diddly-squat from anybody down here. – Holly McClane

This is the FBI. You have been taken over by a terrorist group. Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*. – John McClane

It’s your G* damn country, Leo. – John McClane

Touching, cowboy. Touching. – Simon Gruber

That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make in a month. – John McClane

Hey, if your plan comes together, I’ll set you up. – Theo

You can be my wingman anytime. – John McClane

Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your a** or the s*** in your brain? – John McClane

You’d have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans. – John McClane

Happy trails, Hans. – John McClane

McClane, you can’t just walk around someone’s house without me helping you! – Zeus Carver

You ask anybody what their favorite hero movie is, and they’re not going to say ‘The Last Boy Scout,’ but they’re wrong. – Joe Hallenbeck

I’ve always invited people to come to watch me. I worked on this act, and all my family and friends sit in the front row, and they’re not embarrassed because they’re supportive. – Sue

You know how to pray, don’t you? We’re gonna pray for rain. And you know what’s going to happen? I’m gonna pray for rain, it’s going to rain, and then I’m gonna dance naked in it. – Sue

Make fists with your toes. – John McClane

My friends, listen to me. I’m walking into the Federal Reserve Bank today, not tomorrow, but today, to deposit $140 billion. – Simon Gruber

Hey, McClane, think fast! – Simon Gruber

Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change? – John McClane

You Americans are all alike. Always overdressed, always over here, and always overestimating your own importance. – Hans Gruber

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a**. – John McClane

Stay alert, things have a habit of coming back around. – John McClane

How can a guy with sweaty a** like that be so smart? – John McClane

You know, you’re the first woman since Holly to see me do it. – John McClane

Hey, can I call you Joe? I’m kind of scared of saying Junior. – Darian Hallenbeck

You have a lot of nerve, you know that? Coming in here with no ticket! – Flight Attendant

Have you ever killed anyone? Little girl. – Simon Gruber

Guess what? I don’t really give a s*** about your grievances. – John McClane

It’s just a game, Frock. – John McClane

Did I break your concentration? – John McClane

Simon says, put the guns down by the aspirin. – John McClane

Yippie-yi-yay. Get along, little doggies. – John McClane

Simon says put your hands on your head. – Simon Gruber

You’re the wrong person! – Zeus Carver

He’s the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time. – Al Powell

Your mother seems to think I’m some kind of a fly in the buttermilk. The truth is, I’m not. – Felix Little

You wanted the wild card. You got me. – Zeus Carver

Drive to Canada. – Simon Gruber

I’m the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time, who’s gonna save your a** in a situation like this? – John McClane

You wouldn’t try to deny an old friend? – Holly McClane

I hate flying coach. I hate being this close to all these people. – John McClane