Despicable Me Quotes

It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite… Because there are literally thousands of them and they will bite you.

I sit on the toilet just like everyone else.

Sometimes I wonder about you, Gru. You’re like a Sphinx, full of riddles.

Light bulb! Oh yeah!

To infinity and beyond… Oops, wrong movie.

Oh, how I wish I could speak whale like Dory.

Why are you so good at being bad?

It’s important to have a good villain plan. You never know when you’ll need one.

I don’t feel like I deserve you. But I’m gonna give it my best shot, because you’re amazing.

I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘three cups of coffee’ person.

I go sit on the toilet, then I empty my bladder. You should try it sometime.

Surround yourself with minions, and you’ll never be lonely.

Happiness is not the destination, it’s the journey. And a good cup of coffee along the way.

Sometimes you have to be a little bit crazy. It helps to keep you sane.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get… Unless you read the label.

I may be despicable, but at least I’m honest about it.

The best things in life are free. Like hugs, and puppies, and banana smoothies.

You gotta dance like nobody is watching, because they probably aren’t.

Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Don’t judge me by my past. I don’t live there anymore.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a minion ain’t one.

You gotta be odd to be number one.

My favorite color is glitter.

If life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie. And share it with your minions.

I didn’t choose the minion life, the minion life chose me.

You had me at ‘banana’.

Do what makes you happy, because when you’re happy, the world becomes a happier place.

If you can’t beat them, troll them.

Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.

Minions make the world a brighter place, one banana at a time.

I don’t need a weapon, I have my charm.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy cupcakes, and that’s pretty much the same thing.

You’re never too old for a bubble bath and a rubber duck.

There’s no such thing as a perfect crime… Unless you’re a minion stealing bananas, then it’s pretty perfect.

Follow your dreams, unless your dream is to be a supervillain. Then please reconsider.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. Take a break and dance like a minion.

Don’t just exist, live! And have lots of delicious ice cream along the way.

There’s nothing more beautiful than a smile, except maybe a smile with braces.

Believe in yourself, because if you don’t, who will?

The secret to success is to surround yourself with minions who believe in you.

Don’t let your past define you. Let your future excite you.

I’m not lazy, I’m just a highly efficient nap taker.

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. And if that doesn’t work, improvise.

The best things in life are free, like laughter, love, and stolen cookies.

Choose kindness, because it’s free and makes the world a better place.

I may be despicable, but I’m also pretty fabulous.