Despicable Me: Inspiration and Laughs in Quotes

Assemble the minions! – Gru

It was your cousin’s idea! – Minions

I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. – Victor

Does this count as annoying? – Minions

I love you too, but also, I am mad at you. – Lucy

We could be a unicorn! – Minions

I’m not really into saving the world. I was more of a ‘blow-it-up’ guy. – Dru

I am not attempting to be rude, but you can keep your garbage to yourself! – Minions

You must be the greatest villain! – Margo

It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes

This is intensely stupid. – Dr. Nefario

I shrunk the moon. I was once the world’s greatest villain! – Gru

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! – Carnival Barker

Bottom! – Minions

BA-NA-NA! – Minions

I haven’t been a child in years. – Gru

I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. – Gru

When the world needed a hero, they looked to a villain. – Narrator

Never underestimate the power of body language! – Minions

Life is not fair, get used to it! – Gru

I’m so FLUFFY! – Agnes

Assemble the minions! – Gru

I may not know much, but I do know this: the worst mistake you can make is walking away from the person who actually stood there and waited for you. – Gru

Oh poop! – Minions

Do you really think that this is the right thing for us to be doing, Ivana? – Gru

I’ll stuff you all in the crust! – Minions

Just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good. – Lucy

We stole the Statue of Liberty… the small one, from Las Vegas! – Minion

It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes

Does this count as annoying? – Minions

Uhhh, does anyone know a good place for dinner? – Gru

Oh poop. – Minions

I’m not a villain, I’m just a dad. – Gru

I’m so sorry, minion. I always pushed you away, but the truth is, I need you closer than ever. – Gru

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Eh, I like lemons! What’s the worst that could happen?’ – Minions

I have been recruited by a top-secret agency to go undercover and save the world! – Lucy

Pass the guacamole! – Minions

I’m Gru-zinkerbell! Fear me, Peter Pan! – Gru

It’s so fluffy I could die! – Agnes

With my freeze-ray I will stop – hey! – Minion

You’re so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes

It’s so fluffy! – Agnes

I’m not afraid of your jelly guns. – Gru

We stole the Statue of Liberty?the small one, from Las Vegas. – Gru

It’s not just any wad of bubblegum, boy! – Dr. Nefario

Does this count as annoying? – Minion

We’re gonna die! I knew it! I’m gonna die! No no no, I’m too young to die! I’m too good looking! – Agnes

I’m killin’ time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. – Gru

Sometimes I wish that the Moon was made out of actual cheese? so I could eat it. – Gru

No annoying sounds. Does this count as annoying? – Gru

This is literature! A two-volume set! – Gru

Can we order pizza? – Margo

I’m having a bad, bad day. It’s about time that I get my way. Steamrolling whatever I see. Despicable me! – Gru

I’ve been recruited by a top-secret agency to go undercover and save the world! – Lucy

Squid launcher! Oh yeah! – Dr. Nefario

Anybody come at you yet? Anybody getting fresh with you? – Gru

Just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good! – Gru

Alright, alright! When I’m kissin’ ya, don’t talk! – Gru

But Gru, we love making cookies! – Minions

PINNNT – Minion