Despicable Me: Inspiration and Laughs in Quotes
Assemble the minions! – Gru
It was your cousin’s idea! – Minions
I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. – Victor
Does this count as annoying? – Minions
I love you too, but also, I am mad at you. – Lucy
We could be a unicorn! – Minions
I’m not really into saving the world. I was more of a ‘blow-it-up’ guy. – Dru
I am not attempting to be rude, but you can keep your garbage to yourself! – Minions
You must be the greatest villain! – Margo
It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes
This is intensely stupid. – Dr. Nefario
I shrunk the moon. I was once the world’s greatest villain! – Gru
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! – Carnival Barker
Bottom! – Minions
BA-NA-NA! – Minions
I haven’t been a child in years. – Gru
I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. – Gru
When the world needed a hero, they looked to a villain. – Narrator
Never underestimate the power of body language! – Minions
Life is not fair, get used to it! – Gru
I’m so FLUFFY! – Agnes
Assemble the minions! – Gru
I may not know much, but I do know this: the worst mistake you can make is walking away from the person who actually stood there and waited for you. – Gru
Oh poop! – Minions
Do you really think that this is the right thing for us to be doing, Ivana? – Gru
I’ll stuff you all in the crust! – Minions
Just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good. – Lucy
We stole the Statue of Liberty… the small one, from Las Vegas! – Minion
It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes
Does this count as annoying? – Minions
Uhhh, does anyone know a good place for dinner? – Gru
Oh poop. – Minions
I’m not a villain, I’m just a dad. – Gru
I’m so sorry, minion. I always pushed you away, but the truth is, I need you closer than ever. – Gru
When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Eh, I like lemons! What’s the worst that could happen?’ – Minions
I have been recruited by a top-secret agency to go undercover and save the world! – Lucy
Pass the guacamole! – Minions
I’m Gru-zinkerbell! Fear me, Peter Pan! – Gru
It’s so fluffy I could die! – Agnes
With my freeze-ray I will stop – hey! – Minion
You’re so fluffy, I’m gonna die! – Agnes
It’s so fluffy! – Agnes
I’m not afraid of your jelly guns. – Gru
We stole the Statue of Liberty?the small one, from Las Vegas. – Gru
It’s not just any wad of bubblegum, boy! – Dr. Nefario
Does this count as annoying? – Minion
We’re gonna die! I knew it! I’m gonna die! No no no, I’m too young to die! I’m too good looking! – Agnes
I’m killin’ time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. – Gru
Sometimes I wish that the Moon was made out of actual cheese? so I could eat it. – Gru
No annoying sounds. Does this count as annoying? – Gru
This is literature! A two-volume set! – Gru
Can we order pizza? – Margo
I’m having a bad, bad day. It’s about time that I get my way. Steamrolling whatever I see. Despicable me! – Gru
I’ve been recruited by a top-secret agency to go undercover and save the world! – Lucy
Squid launcher! Oh yeah! – Dr. Nefario
Anybody come at you yet? Anybody getting fresh with you? – Gru
Just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good! – Gru
Alright, alright! When I’m kissin’ ya, don’t talk! – Gru
But Gru, we love making cookies! – Minions
PINNNT – Minion