Demotivational quotes: A twist on inspiration

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re doing something wrong.

Dreams are meant to be shattered, not achieved.

The only thing consistent in life is disappointment.

Why aim for the stars when you’ll only end up with dirt on your face?

Don’t aspire to greatness, embrace mediocrity.

Life is like a treadmill, running in place but getting nowhere.

Why strive for success when failure is so much easier?

Every cloud has a silver lining, but it’s probably just another storm.

The only thing worse than failure is never trying in the first place.

It’s not failure that defines you, it’s the mediocrity that follows.

If life gives you lemons, trade them for something better.

The road to success is full of potholes and detours.

Don’t worry about the glass being half empty or half full, just be glad it’s there.

Believe in yourself, because no one else will.

Dream big, but expect nothing.

Set realistic goals, and then lower them.

The only thing worse than disappointment is a false sense of hope.

Success is just a word, and words can be easily manipulated.

You can’t fail if you never try, but you’ll also never succeed.

Remember, dejection is just one step away from acceptance.

Life is a journey, and sometimes you’ll end up in the wrong destination.

Success is fleeting, but failure is always there to catch you.

Don’t let anyone tell you the sky is the limit, there are no limits to disappointment.

The key to happiness is lowering your expectations.

It’s not how hard you fall that matters, it’s how long it takes you to get back up.

The more you try, the more you realize success is overrated.

Failure is not an option, it’s a guarantee.

Strive for the middle, because the top is too crowded and the bottom is too lonely.

Don’t be afraid to aim low, because disappointment is much easier to handle.

Nobody ever said life was fair, so why bother trying?

Success is just a figment of your imagination, along with unicorns and happy endings.

Forget about reaching for the stars, aim for the gutter instead.

The only limit to failure is your own imagination.

Life is a series of letdowns, embrace them with open arms.

Your dreams are just clouds, and eventually, they’ll rain on your parade.

Don’t chase your dreams, let them chase you away.

If you think you’re destined for greatness, think again.

Make sure your expectations are low, that way you’re never disappointed.

Success is just a mirage, and you’re in the desert of mediocrity.

The glass is always half empty, and it’s leaking.

Don’t let motivation get in the way of your mediocrity.

Life is a rollercoaster, and the only constant is disappointment.

Success is like a unicorn, it doesn’t exist.

Don’t strive for excellence, aim for adequate.

The path to success is paved with shattered dreams.

Don’t worry about the future, it’s bound to disappoint.

Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, the ground gives way.

The only thing harder than success is accepting failure.

Why reach for the stars when you can sleep under them?

The journey of life is filled with detours, dead ends, and disappointment.