Cute Plant Sayings to Brighten Your Day

50 plus funny plant pun plant sayings small

Grow where you’re planted.

I wet my plants.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy plants and that’s pretty much the same thing.

Plant dreams, pull weeds, and grow a happy life.

You had me at aloe.

My weekend is all booked, I’ll be in my garden.

Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love.

You don’t need a green thumb when you have a heart full of love.

Life is better with plants around.

The grass is always greener where you water it.

You grow girl!

Plants are my soil-mates.

Leaf me alone, I’m planting.

Herb your enthusiasm.

Turnip the beet.

Talk planty to me.

Sow much love.

Budding plant lady.

I’m rootin’ for you.

I’ve got 99 plants but they all bring me joy.

Roots before branches.

I’m sexy and I grow it.

I plant even.

I’m not aging, I’m marinating.

Keep calm and plant on.

Succa for plants.

Bloom and thrive.

Peas, love, and understanding.

I’m all about that plant life.

Don’t stop beleafing.

I’m rooting for you.

Life would succ without you.

You grow, girl.

I wet my plants.

Just breathe and leaf your worries behind.

It’s thyme to turn over a new leaf.

Aloe you vera much.

Keep palm and carry on.

Can’t touch this cactus.

You’re unbe-leaf-able.

Leaf me alone.

In the plant world, every bud’s a bloom.

Soil mates for life.

I plant even.

Keep calm and plant on.

Thyme heals all wounds.

You’re so-plant-icated.

Pot it like it’s hot.

Stay rooted, yet reach for the sky.

I’m rooted in love for you.

Plant kindness, harvest love.

Keep growing your dreams a day at a time.

You had me at aloe.

Bloom where you are planted.

Turning over a new leaf.

My love for you is like a cactus, steadfast and enduring.

I’m quite frond of you.

I’m in the mood for seed.

Peas on Earth, goodwill to all.

I’d never leaf you, darling.

Thistle do nicely!

Succ it up and deal with it.

You?re unbe-leaf-able.

Plants are my buds.

Life would succ without you.

We be-leaf in you.

Aloe there, gorgeous!

You grow, girl!

I will always stick with you, no matter what.

Lettuce celebrate the good times.

I’m totally rooting for you.

Leaf it to me to fall for you.

Can’t touch this cactus.

Don?t stop beleafing.

Thanks for helping me grow.

Aloe-lujah! It?s a new day!

Thistle be the day.

I need aloe-vera in my life.

I’ve bean thinking about you.

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