Cornhole Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
Keep calm and toss on!
Cornhole: The only sport where you can hold a beer and play at the same time.
May the corn be with you.
Life’s a game, cornhole is serious!
Eat. Sleep. Cornhole. Repeat.
Throw long, drink strong!
Slide in the hole, score some more!
In corn we trust.
It’s not about how you throw, it’s where you throw.
Don’t worry, beer happy, play cornhole!
I aim to misbehave: cornhole edition.
Got corn? Let’s play!
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your cornhole bag closest.
When in doubt, throw it out… in the cornhole board.
Bags fly, no lie.
Let’s turn this corn into gold!
In the game of cornhole, every throw counts.
All fun and games until the bags come out.
I’m just here for the cornhole and beer!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, cornhole!
May the corn be with you!
Taking life one bag toss at a time!
I’m on a strict diet – only corn and hole!
Don’t worry, be cornhole-y!
Life is a game, cornhole is serious!
Cornhole – where bad aiming is a lifestyle!
Always aiming for cornhole, usually getting a grass stain!
In cornhole, love means nothing!
Keep calm and cornhole on!
I love you more than cornhole, but don’t make me prove it!
I definitely toss better when I’ve had a few! Cheers to cornhole!
Cornhole – cheaper than therapy!
I speak fluently in cornhole lingo!
Shoot the breeze and cornhole bags!
Let’s get ready to cornhole!
Not losing, just letting you win at cornhole!
Cornhole therapy in progress, Do Not Disturb!
I’m a hole in corn kind of person!
Weather forecast for today: 100% chance of cornhole!
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, they clearly didn’t play cornhole with me!
I’ve got corn in my bag and I’m not afraid to use it.
Cornhole: a game where you can throw things and people still like you.
Playing cornhole is the closest I’ll ever get to being a professional athlete.
Life’s a game, cornhole is serious.
I only need one hole… in cornhole.
I toss better when I’ve had a few.
May your aim be true and your bag be full of corn.
I’m not bossy, I just know where the cornhole bags should go.
Just here to show cornhole isn’t just for the boys.
Cornhole? More like ‘corn-goal’, am I right?
I’m flippin’ corns, not coins!
Cornholio is my spirit animal.
You think it’s easy? Try throwing a cornhole bag!
A party without cornhole is just a meeting.
Don’t fear the reaper, fear my cornhole score.
I may not be the best, but at least I’m not corn-less.
If you can’t handle the heat, stay away from my cornhole boards.
Practice safe sets, use a cornhole bag.
I’m not addicted to cornhole, we’re just in a very committed relationship.
Cornhole and chill?
You miss 100% of the cornhole bags you don’t throw.
Keep calm and toss on.
Life is better with a cornhole bag in hand.
My squad goals involve cornhole.
Real men toss bags, not pearls.