Charles Schulz Quotes
Happiness is a warm puppy.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
No problem is too big to run away from.
Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening. It just stops you from enjoying the good.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Life is like a crayon box. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing.
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, ‘Is life a multiple-choice test or is it a true or false test?’ …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, ‘We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand-word essay.’
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say.
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this act and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.
The world is filled with bores… and I’m brought closer to them… because I’m here you see… and I have to eat!
Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s alright to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
Good grief!
Sometimes I wish my first word was ‘quote,’ so that on my death bed, my last words could be ‘end quote.’
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Life is like a book, and those who don’t travel only read one page.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.