Bob’s Burgers: The Best Quotes from the Show

The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead. – Mr. Peanutbutter

If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it wasn’t. – Teddy

Your ass is grass and I?m gonna mow it. – Tina Belcher

I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. – Tina Belcher

I?m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever. – Tina Belcher

I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman. – Tina Belcher

We’re Belchers, from the womb to the tomb. – Bob Belcher

I’d rather have a life of ‘oh-wells’ than a life of ‘what-ifs’. – Linda Belcher

Butts butts, I know, hilarious. Very funny. – Tina Belcher

Don’t have a crap attack. – Tina Belcher

Everything great that ever happened in this world happened first in somebody?s imagination. – Gene Belcher

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for bears. Bears will kill you. – Bob Belcher

Everything is okay! Because I’m here! – Louise Belcher.

Thank you Godzilla. You could have destroyed that radio tower, but you didn’t because you love pop music. – Teddy

Wine helps me drink. – Linda Belcher

I bob, therefore I burger. – Bob Belcher

Life is too short for cellulite control. – Gene Belcher

There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. – Linda Belcher

I wish ghosts were real and we had one in our house. – Louise Belcher

I stand by my pep talk! It was peppy and talky. – Bob Belcher.

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it. – Tina Belcher

I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, like everyone else. – Tina Belcher

I love you but you’re all terrible. – Bob Belcher

Time for some wine-spiration. – Linda Belcher

It’s called a ‘bathroom break’. Not a ‘do whatever the hell you want in the bathroom break’. – Bob Belcher

It’s not called being a hipster. It’s called having style. – Gayle

Our toaster is also confused. It doesn?t know why we put bagels in it. – Louise Belcher

You had me at horses, but then you lost me at horse doctor. – Gene Belcher

If boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. – Tina Belcher

Listen, you’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could. – Bob Belcher

Your ass is grass and I?m gonna mow it. – Tina

I can’t even get girls to notice me enough to reject me. – Gene

We?re Belchers, from the womb to the tomb! – Linda

Oh My God. O…M…G. What’re we spellin’? – Bob

There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. – Louise

Time for the charm bomb to explode. – Tina

I’m no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. – Tina

I secretly like to smell my own farts. – Gene

You do things, right? Yeah, you do things. You sure do do things. – Bob

This is me now! – Louise

I stand by my decision. This isn?t a democracy. – Bob

You can’t look cool on a horse. Until you John Wayne into the sunset or burning man. – Gene

I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman. – Tina

Your life is technically over, you better get used to that taste in your mouth, ’cause it’s failure, and it’s gonna be there a lot. – Louise

We?re a family. Now act like one and stop fighting. – Linda

Adults are horrible. I’m never growing up. – Louise

If boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. – Tina.