Bobby Hill Quotes

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.

I don’t procrastinate, I just wait for the right moment.

Work smarter, not harder. Unless you can get away with doing nothing.

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Life’s too short to do things you don’t want to do.

I’m not stubborn, I just have a strong sense of selective listening.

You can’t spell ‘chill’ without ‘hill’.

I’m a master of the art of doing nothing.

I don’t need motivation, I need a good reason to get off the couch.

They say practice makes perfect, but I’d rather perfect the art of doing nothing.

I may be small, but my laziness is mighty.

Why run when you can walk? And why walk when you can sit?

I’m not slacking off, I’m just practicing my ‘relaxation techniques’.

The only competition I’m interested in is the one for the most couch time.

I have a black belt in the art of taking naps.

I don’t need to be productive, I need to be entertained.

I may not be a genius, but I have a PhD in leisure.

I don’t need a job, I need a hobby that pays.

I’m not wasting time, I’m investing it in myself.

If you can’t find me, I’m probably hiding from responsibilities.

I don’t need goals, I need snacks.

I may not have a plan, but I have a very detailed couch itinerary.

I’m not avoiding work, I’m embracing relaxation.

I don’t need a schedule, I need a flexible timeline.

Why do things the hard way when you can find a shortcut?

I’m not interested in success, I’m interested in comfort.

I don’t need a to-do list, I need a not-to-do list.

Life’s too short to stress about things that don’t matter.

I’m not a slacker, I’m just embracing the art of minimal effort.

I don’t need motivation, I need a good reason to take another nap.

I don’t need a strategy, I need someone to bring snacks.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.

I don’t need a plan, I need Netflix and a bag of chips.

I may not have a job, but I’m employed in the art of relaxation.

I don’t need a gym membership, I get enough exercise avoiding responsibilities.

I don’t need a purpose, I need a comfortable chair.

I don’t need ambition, I need a good reason to take another nap.

I don’t need a career, I need a passion for doing nothing.

I may not have a business plan, but I have a solid plan for chilling.

I don’t need a five-year plan, I have a five-minute plan for immediate relaxation.

I don’t need a promotion, I need a pat on the back for being a master of relaxation.

I may not have life figured out, but I have the art of doing nothing perfected.

I may be small in stature, but I have a big heart for laziness.

I don’t need ambition, I need a good reason to stay in bed all day.

I don’t need a high-powered career, I need a high-powered remote control.

I may not be the most motivated person, but I’m definitely the most chill.

I don’t need a planner, I need someone to plan my chill sessions.

I don’t need a work-life balance, I need a sleep-life balance.

I may not have achieved much, but I have a PhD in relaxation.