Best Reservoir Dogs Quotes that will Blow Your Mind

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big d*ck. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big d*cks.

You gonna make a move or am I supposed to guess?

I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.

You guys look like Wesley Snipes and Michael Jackson. Shoulda been f*cking ‘Boyz N the Hood.’

Whatever you do, don’t let Mr. Blonde get near you with a razor.

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Are you gonna finish that sandwich?

Why am I Mr. Pink? Because I’m cool like that.

I need to get laundered.

Did you forget to keep your big mouth shut again?

I gotta be in a beautiful place, and I don’t mean f*ckin’ Venice Beach.

Let me tell ya, barks are worse than their bites.

What got into you man? Do you think Pedro thought about this sh*t?

You killed someone? For a Cigarette Mallory?

F*cking wallpaper, who makes this sh*t?

Those cops would’ve given me the f*ckin’ box for sure.

You just gotta make sure you change your clothes and your haircut.

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Why can’t we pick our own colors?

I’m not f*cking with you, so don’t f*ck with me.

I’ve been called a lot of names in my time, but never a Motherf*ckin’ MPC.

I’ve got the pen. It’s blue.

F*ck you, F*ckball.

It’s like a virgin, touched for the very first time.

Look, I’m f*ckin’ around, and I’m playing with you, man.

Yes, it was very probably the daughter who killed her mother.

It’s your job, ok? Keep your mouth shut, table the smoke, and don’t do anything stupid.

I don’t give a good f*ck what the f*ck you know or don’t know.

No, let me buy you breakfast. What’s mine’s yours.

We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like?

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a real Madonna is?

I don’t tip because society says I have to.

Let’s get into character. What’s your Madonna trick?

Cannibalism is not the secret to eternal youth, Baldrick.

My love, the world must be peopled. When I wanted you, there were women sufficient.

I need you cool. Are you cool? I’ll be cool if you’re cool.

Everyone stay composure and nobody will get hurt.

I don’t want to see guts and brains splattered all over the road!

The choice is yours… trust me or not.

It’s time to get these knees dirty again.

You don’t have anything, you miserable little c*nt.

Always bet on black.

Please, I have no choice but to kill you.

You don’t understand. I’m not even supposed to be here.

Let me put it this way, I’ve got a cave by the beach and I’m waiting for you.

Is it an excuse to be rude? Simple answer to have no manners.

Don’t cry over spilt milk. Buy more milk!

My b*tch better have my money through rain, sleet… or motherf*cking snow!

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