Best Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Hard no.

Figger it out.

Give yer balls a tug.

Pitter patter, let’s get at’er.

What’s up with that?

That’s a Texas-sized 10-

Ever take a picture of a sunset? Looks nothing like the real thing.

To be fair…

H’are ya now?

Good talk.

If you can’t take a joke, you can’t take a dick.

From the womb to the tomb.

Well, let’s nake like a tree and fuck off.

How’re ya now?

It’s fightin’ time.

Texas-sized 10-

Dance with what’s brung ya.

Look, Chel, the floor.

Backwards fuckin’ country.

And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?

Fartbook.

Your life must be so exciting.

Buddy, not everyone’s born to lead. Some people are just born to be followers in the great circle of life.

You were lookin’ at my balls.

I said, how are ya now?

‘Cept the Asian chick. She gave great beej.

Good for you, bud.

You’re spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?

Figure it out.

That’s what I appreciates about you.

I don’t fight much. I can’t quite figure out when it’s too many times or one too many times.

Fuck you Shoresy!

How does a bullet know to go and get in the path of a gun?

I don’t want any problems, good buddy.

I’m a lover, not a fighter.

You stripped me down to just my latex.

I’m an ordained reverend. Let’s see your face instead of a piece of paper.

I had a dog, he was proud of me.

Sure as God’s got sandals, summer’s here.

Give your balls a tug.

Does a bear shit on the Pope?

You dressed me up in a Bikini, a post prom prissy.

Buddy, your life’s so bad you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Well, aren’t you a real double hander upper?

I’d sooner fuck a fart.

I love your glasses, they make you look smart.

Have another sip of what are you fuckin’ stupid juice.

You’re not Catholic! You’re married!

I heard your mom’s hitting the bottle because of you.

I’d give my left nut to see that.