Quotes

Best Gru Quotes from Despicable Me

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I’m not a villain, I’m a super dad.

We stole the Statue of Liberty?! The small one, from Las Vegas.?

I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet… what?

Do you speak Spanish?…You have a face…Como un burro

You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.

I’m not afraid of your jelly guns.

I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!

I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet.

You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish? Do you speak Spanish?

It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled by children.

Assemble the minions!

I’m about to do something very, very, bad. And I think you’ll want to witness this.

You have the honour of becoming the first on my list of allies.

Does anyone smell bananas??

Just because everybody hates it doesn’t mean it’s not good.

I pride myself on being a good host, so I’m obliged to offer you a cocktail.

I’m a real softie on the inside.

When life gives you lemons, make a ridiculous amount of lemonade.

With the Moon in my possession, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do.

I will be the world’s greatest villain. Again!

I’m surrounded by idiots.

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one from Las Vegas.

If I had a penny for every time I wasn’t cool, I?d have no pennies.

I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet!

I have been working on something very big. Something that will blow you away!

I wasn’t expecting that.

I am going to stuff you all in the crust.

Do you speak Gru? No? Well, you should!

Life is full of disappointments, for some people!

You know what, I got two words for you: Dance fight!

Light bulb!

When’s the last time you brushed your teeth? You need to do that, okay?

When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them in peoples’ eyes.

I’m a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I’m developing a line of jams and jellies.

This is the moment I’ve been waiting for.

I have accepted that I am just a villain, no more than that.

Oh, I’m having a bad, bad day. It’s about time that I get my way.

Assemble the minions!

I go by many names, some you are not worthy to hear.

It’s not about us anymore, it?s about them.

I don?t want to be rude, but I hate you!

I’m not really into physical fitness, you know?

I will stuff you all in the crust!

I’m gonna put boogie traps, all around the house. One misstep, and they are toast!?

Life is full of disappointments, for some people!

Well, when?s the last time you slept? Six days?

It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.?

Girls, I’m on a top-secret mission right now, so we need to be quiet.

No, no. Question is, where’ll we get the best view of the planet’s alignment?

We stole the Statue of Liberty? the small one from Las Vegas.

You know, I’ve always wanted to visit France? I love French fries.

Unfortunately, in the heat of the battle, they imploded. We will rebuild. We always do.

Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?!

Who doesn’t love bologna?!

‘Despicable Me’? I think you’re thinking of the other guy. You’re funny.

I have to warn you. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.

Do you speak Spanish? Do you!?

She’s putting her life in your hands! Do you realize the weight of that responsibility?

Trust! What a beautiful concept!

How come you’re so fat? Because my house is full of candy.

You don’t spend time with your kids because you don’t want to.

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