Best Beetlejuice Quotes to Bring Out Your Dark Side

It’s showtime!

I’m the ghost with the most, babe.

It’s not every day that a guy has the chance to save his soul and make a hot babe at the same time.

I’ve seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

We’re all very different people. We’re not met to spend our lives together.

If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little accident.

This is my art and it is dangerous!

Ah, well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.

Hey, this might be a little too hot for you. So why don’t you get your face on the street?

I’m the ghost with the most, babe.

Why are you fixated on me? Because I can think of a few reasons!

It’s sandworms. I hate ’em.

What I really need is someone I can talk to.

I’ve been a loser all my life.

We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

It’s showtime!

I attended Juilliard – I’m a graduate of Harvard Business School. I travel extensively, I lived through the Black Plague, and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 times.

She says you’re not qualified.

You don’t survive a couple of centuries without a sense of humor.

Nice fucking model!

It’s nice to have a family ghost, isn’t it?

Ah, well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.

Would you please leave? That’s right, go away. You’re a little third-rate ghost with a fourth-rate assistant.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

I’m a ghost with the most, babe.

The afterlife is full of unknowns.

I seem to remember a certain incident with a shrimp fork.

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.

You know, I’ve been to Saturn. But I’ve never been to you.

Why don’t you go back to the whorehouse on Pimp Alley where you belong?

Lydia! Lydia! She’s a little older than I was when I died.

She says you’re not qualified.

This *dead* thing… it just gets better and better!

This is amazing! We can set up a little shop. You can do the marketing…

Never trust the living!

If you survive, we wanna jam with you.

I hate it when they jump just like that, I really do.

I have a master’s degree in bio-exorcism.

I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make matches.

Oh, I’m feeling a little light-headed.

Are you a giant?

Ah, Sandy! It’s that new girl from your class! That skinny one, not good.

I can draw so much better than that.

This time I’m going with you.

It’s all over, it’s the end of everything!

I want to be cool, like you.

Well, don’t you have an attic or something?

Nice fucking model!