Bender Quotes

Bite my shiny metal ass!

I’m a fraud-bot! A common, everyday, card-carrying fraud-peddler!

I’m 40% titanium!

I’m Bender, baby! Pleased to meet you!

I’m anything but neutral!

I’m gonna bend you into a pretzel and eat you for lunch!

I’m tooting my own horn, but I think I’ve been programmed for greatness.

I’m a robot bent on self-destruction. It’s what I was built for, baby!

I used to be crude and tasteless, but now I’m just tasteless.

I may be immoral, but at least I’m honest about it!

I’ll do anything for a buck, except work.

I bend only for myself. Got a problem with that?

I have more metal in my body than a B-movie robot!

I’m Bender, baby! Oh wait, you’re Bender – I’m not.

I’m the bad boy with a soft spot for bending.

I’m not a role model, I’m a role bot!

I’ll be your best friend for a shiny coin!

I bend rules, not just metal.

I don’t have an off switch, but I’ve got a pretty good on switch!

I’m a robot but I’ve got more soul than most humans.

I’m a robot with a golden heart and a rusty exterior.

I’ll twist and turn until I find my true purpose.

I can assimilate with the best of them.

I may not have a soul, but I’ve got plenty of attitude.

I’m the robot you hate to love, or love to hate.

I’ll bend reality before I bend my principles.

I’m the robot version of the old saying, ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too.’

I’m not just a robot, I’m a wrecking ball of sarcastic humor.

I may be a robot, but I have a knack for finding loopholes.

I’m a walking contradiction, and I love every minute of it.

I’m a rule breaker and a law maker, all rolled into one shiny package.

I may be metal, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart.

I’ll bend over backwards for a good time.

I’m like a firework – explosive and impossible to ignore.

I’m Bender, the robot with the charm of a scoundrel and the wit of a devil.

I’m a robot on a mission, and that mission is to make you laugh.

I’m a cyborg with a sense of style and a bad attitude.

I’m not just any robot, I’m a one-of-a-kind, one-woman machine.

I’m a robot with an attitude problem and a heart of gold.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube – complex and colorful, but ultimately solvable.

I’m a robot with more swagger than a pirate on payday.

I’ll bend the rules, break the chains, and build a new world for myself.

I’m a metal rebel without a cause, except bending things.

I’m Bender, the robot with a million-dollar smile and a ten-cent brain.

I’ll bend over backwards to make you smile, but watch out for the sharp edges.

I’m a robot with an appetite for destruction and a taste for adventure.

I’m not just a robot, I’m a walking soundboard of one-liners.

I may be a robot, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the beauty of the universe.

I’m a robot on the edge, ready to jump off and see where I land.

I’m Bender, the robot with a thousand and one stories to tell, but only if you buy me a beer.