Beer Quotes

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria. – Unknown

Beer, because no great story started with someone eating a salad. – Unknown

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC. – Unknown

Beer is like liquid gold, it always makes you feel rich. – Unknown

Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question. – Unknown

Beer is the magic potion that turns regular nights into unforgettable memories. – Unknown

Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. – Unknown

Beer is the reason I wake up in the morning, the reason I get through the day, and the reason I pass out at night. – Unknown

Beer is the glue that holds friendships together. – Unknown

Beer is the elixir of life, the nectar of the gods. – Unknown

Beer is the ultimate social lubricant. – Unknown

Beer is my favorite four-letter word. – Unknown

Beer makes you feel like it’s Saturday, even when it’s only Monday. – Unknown

Beer is the reason the sun sets and rises every day. – Unknown

Beer brings people together, just like good music and great food. – Unknown

Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson

Beer is the beverage of choice for those who refuse to grow up. – Unknown

Beer is like love, once you have a taste, you can’t get enough. – Unknown

Beer is the fuel that powers the creativity of the world. – Unknown

Beer is like a hug in a mug. – Unknown

Beer is the original social network. – Unknown

Beer is the reason Friday is my favorite F-word. – Unknown

Beer is the key to unlocking the true potential of any gathering. – Unknown

Beer: the only drink that makes you want to dance and sing at the same time. – Unknown

Beer is the secret ingredient to a happy life. – Unknown

Beer is the perfect companion for every occasion. – Unknown

Beer is like a time machine, transporting you to simpler times and carefree moments. – Unknown

Beer is the ultimate conversation starter. – Unknown

Beer is the currency of friendship. – Unknown

Beer: the reason I exercise, to keep my beer belly in check. – Unknown

Beer tastes best when shared with good company. – Unknown

Beer makes ordinary moments extraordinary. – Unknown

Beer is the ultimate accessory for any adventure. – Unknown

Beer is the liquid equivalent of snowboarding down a mountain. – Unknown

Beer is like a vacation in a glass. – Unknown

Beer: the flavor that makes life worth savoring. – Unknown

Beer: the perfect balance between fun and responsibility. – Unknown

Beer is the reason I believe in miracles. – Unknown

Beer is like a good book, it takes you on a journey and leaves you wanting more. – Unknown

Beer is the ultimate stress reliever. – Unknown

Beer: because adulting is hard. – Unknown

Beer is the ultimate wingman. – Unknown

Beer is the fuel that powers the late-night conversations and spontaneous adventures. – Unknown

Beer is the liquid courage that helps you conquer your fears. – Unknown

Beer is the taste of freedom. – Unknown

Beer is like a liquid hug for your soul. – Unknown

Beer: the universal language of celebration. – Unknown

Beer is the secret ingredient to a happy hour. – Unknown

Beer is like a work of art, meant to be savored and appreciated. – Unknown