Ash Williams Quotes

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

I’m not a hero. I’m a grocery clerk from Dearborn, Michigan.

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

Groovy.

I may be bad, but I feel good.

Give me some sugar, baby.

Hail to the king, baby.

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

I’m the king around here, you know.

Who’s laughing now?!

I’ll swallow your soul!

This is my boomstick!

I’ll teach you to mess with the king.

I’ll send you back to whatever hell you came from.

There’s something very important I forgot to tell you: don’t touch that book!

You know what my father used to say? ‘Smile, you son of a bitch!’

I’m not afraid of you. I’ve fought worse than you.

I’ll be damned if I’m gonna die in this dump!

The only thing that can kill me is a deadite, and I don’t see any around here.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m a bit of a badass myself.

I don’t always kill deadites, but when I do, I prefer to use a chainsaw.

You think you can defeat me? Please, I’ve vanquished legions of deadites.

You want to play rough? Okay. You’ve got it.

If I’m going down, I’m taking all you motherfuckers with me.

I don’t need to prove anything to you. I’ve already proven myself.

You’ve got something of mine, and I want it back.

I’m on my own side, always have been.

Deadites may be tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

You can’t kill evil, but you sure as hell can send it back to hell!

I’ve seen things that would make your hair stand on end.

When the going gets tough, the tough get a chainsaw.

You better send more than one deadite, cause this one’s going back to hell.

I’m the guy who’s gonna put an end to your reign of terror.

I may not have a fancy degree or a big title, but I know how to kick some serious deadite ass.

There’s no such thing as too much boomstick.

You think you’re scary? I’ve seen scarier things in my sleep.

You wanna know what it’s like to be a hero? Go find a deadite and kill it.

I am the chosen one, the one who will rid this world of evil.

You mess with the wrong guy, pal.

You can’t outsmart me, deadite. I’ve seen it all.

I’ve got a partner, and his name is Mr. Boomstick.

No one messes with Ash Williams and gets away with it.

You can’t defeat me, deadite. I’m too groovy for you.

I’ve got a whole lotta killing to do.

If I were you, I wouldn’t mess with a guy who has a chainsaw for a hand.

Nobody puts Ash Williams in a corner.

I’ve been to hell and back, and I’m not about to let a bunch of deadites stop me.

You think you know fear? Wait till you meet Ash Williams.

I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but I’m definitely the toughest.