Animal House Quotes

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. – Dean Vernon Wormer

Toga! Toga! – John Blutarsky

Knowledge is good. – Dean Vernon Wormer

We have top men working on it right now. – Larry Kroger

It’s not gonna be an orgy! It’s a toga party! – Otter

Thank you, sir! May I have another? – Greg Marmalard

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? – Bluto

We’re gonna need a bigger pledge class. – Otter

Do you mind if we dance with your dates? – Larry Kroger

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests – we did. – Dean Vernon Wormer

Zero. Point. Zero. – Bluto

Did you say ‘over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!’ – Bluto

You can’t bring the best of the animal house into this pristine environment! – Dean Vernon Wormer

Seven years of college, down the drain. – Bluto

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. – Otter

We can’t let him go through rush; he’s a Legacy! – Otter

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar! – Bluto

You’re gonna flunk him? – Larry Kroger

Oh boy, is this great! – Flounder

Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. – Larry Kroger

Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer. – Otter

Who’s this guy? You know him? – Otter

Boon, I’m throwing rocks tonight. Mark it down. – Otter

Just keep your hands off my hair, I paid good money for it. – Marmalard

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! – Fat, Stupid, & Drunk Guy

You’ve got to think with your dipstick, Jimmy! – Mayor Carmine De Pasto

When they nail you on this, they’ll crucify you! – Dean Vernon Wormer

You can’t let him get away with this! He might beat you! – Marmalard

What’s wrong with being fat? – Pinto

You know, you throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated birthdays at animal house. – Doug Neidermeyer

The party is over here. – Dean Vernon Wormer

I’m pre-law. – Marmalard

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? – Mandy Pepperidge

Forget it. I’m not an animal, you know. Why don’t you go find yourself a steady chick? – Pinto

Let it go! War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. – D-Day

You guys playing cards? – Dean Vernon Wormer

Harm? Hey Marmalard, how about some alone time with your good friend? Diane’s here, isn’t she? – Otter

You’re not going to start that Delta fraternity again, are you? – Larry Kroger

Come on, girls and boys. We’re going to make history. Do you want to be a part of it? – Otter

What a tool. – Bluto

I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. – Kent Dorfman

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part… – Otter

C’mon, it’s just Delta pledge week! – Flounder

Calgon, take me away! – Flounder

When the going gets tough… – D-Day

It’s not wasted. – Boon

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal. – Flounder

Why don’t you let him go? – Bluto

What a morale builder. – Dean Vernon Wormer

Let’s go get ’em! – Bluto