Amusing Irish Sayings: Unveiling the Humorous Side of Ireland
May your love be as strong as an Irish coffee.
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
I’m Irish, I can’t keep calm.
What’s an Irishman’s favorite drink? Seconds.
Irish diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
May the roof above you never fall in and those beneath it never know it.
I’m not Irish, but I drink like it.
Irish people don’t tan, they rust.
Life is too short to take irish dancing seriously.
Irish girls don’t need luck, they have charm.
May the road rise up to meet you, but not literally.
St. Patrick’s Day: the one day where it is acceptable to pinch people.
The Irish don’t make it to the top of the world by being shy.
I drink to forget I’m not Irish.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t seen the joke yet.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Why don’t Irish couples get married on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they don’t want to push their luck.
Being Irish is not just about the luck of the Irish, it’s about the love of the Irish.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
St. Patrick’s Day: the one day of the year when everyone is Irish, except the Scottish.
Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but it should be mostly whiskey and laughter.
Irish people don’t need Google, they have a mother who knows everything.
Irish Alzheimer’s: you forget everything but the grudges.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
What’s an Irishman’s favorite exercise? Running through a pub crawl.
Irish need at least three green beers to find their remote.
I’m not Irish, but I can drink like it’s my job.
Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to the trip.
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead, and may he never find out.
Why do leprechauns make good secretaries? Because they’re great at hiding pots of gold.
An Irish blessing: may you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Going to bed early is the greatest excuse for being a boring Irish person.
What’s an Irishman’s favorite instrument? The kettle drum.
May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
An Irishman walks out of a bar. It could happen.
There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were.
Irish girls don’t need luck, they create their own.
May good luck be with you wherever you go and may your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
Why do Irish people never swear? They prefer to curse instead.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat.
May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to know where you’re going, and the insight to know when you’re going too far.
An Irishman’s philosophy: in heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here.
What’s an Irishman’s favorite painting? The last supper.
May your bank account be bigger than your troubles, and may your troubles never grow as big as your dreams.
I can’t keep calm, I’m Irish.
St. Patrick’s Day: the day when everyone is Irish and the bars are crowded.
An Irishman’s greatest inheritance is a good brogue.
Irish people play poker like the Irish economy: they have a lot of bluffs.