Adorable Bathroom Sayings to Brighten Your Daily Routine

Soak your troubles away.

You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Wash your worries away.

Relax, unwind, get naked.

Pamper yourself, you deserve it!

Get naked, stay awhile.

Wash, brush, flush, and floss.

Don’t fear the bathtub, it doesn’t bite.

Roll with it!

Splish, splash, it’s a bath time bash.

You are the bubbles to my bath.

Toilet rules: if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat.

Breathe deep, and let your troubles float away.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

Rub-a-dub-dub, time for fun in the tub.

Flush the negativity away.

Life is like a bath, the longer you?re in it, the more wrinkled you get.

Keep calm and have a bath.

This is my happy place.

So fresh and so clean, clean!

Always remember to flush!

Don’t forget to wash your hands.

Be sure to scrub-a-dub-dub!

Rubber ducky, you’re the one.

Home is where the bathtub is.

Soak your troubles away.

Get naked, take long showers.

Relax, Unwind, and Soak.

Paper towels: the OG of hand dryers.

Life is short, take a bubble bath.

Bath bombs and chill?

Hot baths, cold wine, good vibes!

No splashing allowed, unless it’s champagne!

Squeaky clean and feeling serene.

Bathroom rules: wash, brush, flush.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.

Home is where the bathtub is.

Keep calm and take a bath.

Good hygiene is in your hands.

Feel the splash of happiness!

Dive in, the water’s just fine!

Brushing a day keeps cavities at bay.

Toilet paper – The unsung hero.

Splish splash, I was taking a bath.

This bathroom is for singing!

Bathe in the glow of the day.

Towels are just hugs that dry you off.

You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

Toothpaste-tude is everything!

Potty like a rockstar.

Flush away your troubles.

Have a seat and unwind.

Soak your worries away.

Please remain seated for the entire performance.


This is my happy place.

No splashing around!

Please don’t forget to replace the roll.

Keep calm and take a bath.

Today’s forecast: showers.

Get naked, just kidding… this is a half bath.

Relax. Soak. Unwind.

Rub a dub dub.

Wash your hands, you filthy animal!

You’re never fully dressed without a smile and clean hands.

Who said bath time can?t be fun time?

Bubble over with joy in your bath!

Toilet paper – The cardboard roll game changer.

Sink into the bubble haven.

Please take a seat, the bathroom show is about to begin.

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