ADHD Funny Quotes

ADHD: Another Day, Here Distracted!

Coffee: The official ADHD medication.

My brain: constantly jumping on the ADHD trampoline.

My attention span: shorter than a goldfish with ADHD.

I have ADHD, which stands for Attention Deficit Hey Look A Squirrel!

ADHD: the reason my to-do list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

ADHD: the reason I never finish anyth…

I saw a funny meme about ADHD, but then I got distracted and forgot what it said.

The struggle is real when you have ADHD and can’t find your car keys… but they’re in your hand.

I’m not ignoring you, I just have ADHD and my brain is on another planet right now.

ADHD: the only superpower that comes with its very own kryptonite.

I don’t have a short attention span, I just have ADHD… ooh, shiny!

You know you have ADHD when you can’t even pay attention to your own thoughts.

I have ADHD, so I often forget… um, what was I saying again?

ADHD: the reason I can easily multitask… but also easily forget what I was doing.

I have ADHD, so procrastination is just my way of managing my attention deficit.

ADHD: the reason I can never find my keys, but I can remember the lyrics to every ’90s song.

I have ADHD, so my mind is like a browser with 20 tabs open at once.

Sorry I’m late, my ADHD thought it would be fun to take the scenic route.

I might have ADHD, but at least I’m never bored… unless I’m supposed to be paying attention.

My ADHD brain is like a disco ball, constantly spinning and throwing off random thoughts.

ADHD: the reason I never get bored of my own jokes… I forgot I already told them.

I have ADHD, so my brain is basically a never-ending game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

ADHD: the reason I excel at brainstorming… but struggle with brainstopping.

I have ADHD, so my hobbies include starting projects and never finishing them.

ADHD: the reason I have a Ph.D in procrastination… if I ever got around to finishing it.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a radio that never stops changing the station.

ADHD: the reason I can’t stand still… unless I’m trying to focus on something.

I have ADHD, so my attention span is shorter than a… wait, what was I talking about?

ADHD: the reason I can hyperfocus on something for hours… if it’s something I’m interested in.

I have ADHD, so my superpower is coming up with creative excuses for everything.

ADHD: the reason I can’t sit through a movie without annoying everyone with my fidgeting.

I have ADHD, so my life is basically a series of ‘Look! A distraction’ moments.

ADHD: the reason I’m always losing things… like my train of thought.

I have ADHD, so my mind is like a pinball machine that never stops bouncing around.

ADHD: the reason I can’t listen to a conversation without already planning my response.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a GPS that constantly recalculates.

ADHD: the reason I can’t sit still, unless there’s an interesting documentary on TV.

I have ADHD, so my attention span is like a goldfish on a sugar rush.

ADHD: the reason I’m always running late… because time management is not my strong suit.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a TV tuned to a hundred different channels at once.

ADHD: the reason I can’t follow a recipe… but I can create my own culinary masterpieces.

I have ADHD, so organization is a foreign concept to me… but chaos is my middle name.

ADHD: the reason I can’t resist impulsively buying things I don’t need… especially gadgets.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a computer with way too many pop-up notifications.

ADHD: the reason I can’t resist the allure of shiny objects… and memes.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a pinball machine playing a never-ending game.

ADHD: the reason my desk is always a mess… but I know where everything is.

I have ADHD, so my brain is like a puppy who gets easily distracted by everything.

ADHD: the reason I’m always full of energy… unless I need to focus on something boring.