10 Funny Quotes About Swimmers

I swim because punching people is frowned upon.

Life’s a beach, so I swim.

The pool is my happy place.

Swimming: the perfect excuse to wear a swimsuit all day.

I don’t swim to win, I swim to survive.

I swim like a fish, but without the scales.

Do you even swim, bro?

Swimming is my form of meditation.

Swim like nobody is watching, except the lifeguard.

Swimming: the sport where spandex is always in fashion.

If you’re not dripping with chlorine, are you even alive?

Swimming is my cardio, but also my therapy.

I swim because drowning isn’t on my to-do list.

Swimming: the best workout that wraps your body in water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pool water is refreshing, and so are you.

Swim like you’re being chased by a shark, even if you’re just racing the clock.

There’s no such thing as a bad swim, just a wet one.

My swimsuit covers more skin than most of my clothes.

Swimming is the reason inflation exists for swim caps.

I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m busy doing butterfly strokes.

Swimming: the one sport where the more you sweat, the more likely you’re drowning.

I swam so fast, I caused a wave in the kiddie pool.

Swimming gives me the goggle tan I’ve always dreamed of.

Chlorine is my perfume of choice.

The pool is my second home, with chlorine as my landlord.

When in doubt, swim it out.

Swimming: the sport where swimming against the current is encouraged.

Swimming is the only time when I feel like a mermaid.

I swim because it’s the only way to make a splash in life.

Swimming: the best way to stay afloat in a sea of troubles.

My swimsuit is my superhero costume.

If you can’t handle the chlorine, stay out of the pool.

Swimming laps, because walking on water is too mainstream.

Swimming: the perfect excuse to always carry a towel.

I’m not here to impress, I’m here to make waves.

The only time I feel truly weightless is in the water.

In the pool, I’m a fish out of water and loving it.

Swimming: the sport where being waterproof is an advantage.

I swim because it’s the only time I can pretend to be Michael Phelps.

Swimming: the perfect escape from a land of soggy socks.

A day without swimming is like a day without sunshine.

Swimming: the sport that leaves me all wet, in the best way.

Goggles are my spirit animal.

I swam across the pool and all I got was this lousy tan line.

Swimming: the perfect way to wash off the stress of the day.

Water: the natural habitat of swimmers.

I swim because floating on a pool noodle just isn’t as fun.

Swimming laps: the sport where the only thing you need is water and determination.

Swimming: the best way to make a splash without even trying.

I swim because it’s the only time I can escape the sound of my own thoughts.