Enjoy the joyride of becoming a mother. Heartfelt maternity wishes to you!
Pregnancy is a beautiful journey to the sweetest destination. Sending warm maternity wishes your way!
Every kick is a reminder that something beautiful is about to happen. Congrats on your maternity!
May the joy of motherhood touch your heart like... Read More
Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment for a macho man.
Life tried to break me, but failed. I am a macho!
Being a gentleman is a worthier goal than being a macho man.
Macho isn't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep going.
Macho is not just about muscles, it's about attitude.
<... Read MoreLife is what you bake of it.
Bake the world a better place.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Whip it until you whip it good.
Bakers make the world smell better.
Keep calm and bake on.
I bake, therefore I am.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
All you knead is love.
I... Read More
I'm in a kiddy park, and the pigeons are ignoring me.
A kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
I was afraid you weren't gonna come.
I made my family disappear.
You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess wit... Read More
Keep Calm and Calculate Pi.
Pie are squared? No, pies are round, Pi r squared is math!
Come to the nerd side, we have Pi.
Pi happens.
Don't be irrational, celebrate Pi Day!
In our world, March 14th is infinitely more than just a date.
Get real? Not on Pi Day!
I'm just here for the Pi.
... Read MoreIn a world where you can be anything, be kind - especially in kindergarten.
Kindergarten: where little hands make big discoveries.
Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. Kindergarten is the start.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. Kindergarten is where it begins.
In Kin... Read More
I'm not Santa. I'm just a guy who's a year late for his vasectomy.
This suit doesn't make me jolly; it's my best attempt at 'festive'.
I've cornered the market on coal. You kids drive up my stock.
I'm more like Santa on a bender.
Hell, your house is easier to break into than the North Pole.
I'm not the sa... Read More
Hulk smash!
You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Puny god!
I am not a monster. I am the Incredible Hulk.
I'm always angry.
Smash is what Hulk does best!
Don't make me Hulk out!
I'm the strongest one there is.
Roarrrrr!
Hulk hate puny Banner!
... Read More
Splash into the joy of Songkran, have a sparkling day!
Songkran is here! Let's welcome the Thai New Year with a splash of happiness!
Wishing you a fun-filled Songkran, filled with water fights and laughter!
Drench in the spirit of joy, unity and renewal. Happy Songkran day!
Celebrate Songkran with a heart filled ... Read More
We serve a hangover, one drink at a time.
Shaken, stirred, or straight up, your drink is ready!
Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka
Drink twice, think once.
Sobriety is just a tip away.
Bartenders do it till last call.
Free advice with every beer.
I pour, therefore, I am.
The liver is... Read More
Life is better in pajamas and with a pillow.
Sweet dreams are made of cotton.
Pillow fights and midnight chats.
Life happens, pillows help.
Home is where your pillow is.
Keep calm and fluff your pillow.
Happiness is a warm pillow.
Eat, sleep, pillow fight, repeat.
A day without a n... Read More
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
I can't talk about my singing; I'm inside it. How can you describe something you're inside of?
I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit.
I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesse... Read More
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I got lost in your eyes. But I wasn't looking for the way out.
Your eyes hold a dream that I want to be a part of.
Daydreaming only gets me so far, you're the dream I want to make reality.
You set my heart on fire and my mind in a frenzy, effortlessly.
I fi... Read More
In Alanon, we share our experiences, strength, and hope so we can find our way.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Alanon: A Day at a Time.
We can't control others' actions, but we can control our reactions.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
Just for today, I will trust the ones who held m... Read More
Eat, Sleep, Volleyball, Repeat
Volleyball: Invented by men, perfected by women
Volleyball vibes only
My heart is on that court
Set it up, smash it down!
Life is simple: eat, sleep, play Volleyball
I hope you like animals, cause I'm a beast at Volleyball!
Bump, Set, Spike, Repeat
Yo... Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreLove knows no bounds. In your embrace, I find solace. Every day with you is a blessing. Your love completes
Read MoreAge is just a number, wisdom is timeless. With age comes wisdom, and a few more wrinkles. Growing older is
Read MoreI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez Morticia, you’re so beautiful.
Read MoreThe greatest fear I have regarding the outcome for America of these disclosures is that nothing will change. The government
Read MoreLoneliness is not the absence of people, but the absence of understanding. Sometimes the loneliest place is in a crowded
Read MoreWishing you a joyful Diwali filled with love and happiness. May the light of Diwali fill your life with positivity
Read More
