Better late than never, Dad! More blessings and good health. Happy Belated Father's Day!
When it comes to Father?s Day, I wouldn?t forget? just a little late. Wishing you a Happy Belated Father?s Day.
Although my wish is reaching little late, but my prayers for your good health and happiness are on time. Belated Happy Father's d... Read More
I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.
You know you're a geek when you refuse to go to a meeting because it's not on your Google Calendar.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
A true nerd knows the difference between 2D and 3D, and chooses ... Read More
Just another nut trying to get a squirrel.
You can't be everyone's squirrel but you can be someone?s acorn.
You can catch the squirrel, but you can't take away its climb.
When the acorn?s in sight, the squirrel?s delight.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.
Squirrels know how to save for ... Read More
In this life, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill. - The Governor
We are the walking dead. - Rick Grimes
This isn't a democracy anymore. - Rick Grimes
I don't want to survive. I want to live. - Sasha Williams
We can still find joy, and we can still take strength from each other. - Rick Grimes
Eve... Read More
Be like a mushroom, thrive in the dark.
You're a fungi to be around.
Like a mushroom, I'm a fun guy.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Keep calm and mushroom on.
I'm not a fungi, but I know how to mushroom.
There's not much room in my life, but there's always mushroom for you.
Mushroo... Read More
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Home is where the heart is, but for me, home is where the cookie jar is.
Cookies are made of butter and love, mostly love.
Sometimes me think, 'What is a friend?' And then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.... Read More
Straight Outta Timeout
Party At My Crib, 2 A.M
Milk Junkie
I'm Not a Regular Baby, I'm a Cool Baby
Naptime is My Happy Hour
Shake, Rattle, and Roll
Born to be Wild
Bald and Proud
Poop, There It Is
Diaper Loading? Please Wait
Hungry, Sleepy, Poopy, Repeat
Chu... Read More
Wishing you a purple haze of happiness on your birthday!
Have a royally good time on your purple-themed birthday!
The color of your special day is purple, the color of creativity. Happy birthday!
May your birthday be as vibrant and magical as a purple rainbow!
Let's paint the town purple for your birthday!
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.
Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, they?re not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance.
I want you to back yourself into a corner. Give yourse... Read More
The only place where the impossible becomes possible is in your own belief.
Impossible is not in the dictionary of those who believe in their dreams.
Think the unthinkable, dream the impossible, achieve greatness.
The word 'impossible' should only motivate you to push harder.
Magic is just another word for 'impos... Read More
Redemption comes to those who wait, forgiveness is the key.
The stairway to redemption is always under construction.
Redemption, like life, is a journey, not a destination.
In the heart of every mistake, there lies the promise of redemption.
The ultimate act of redemption is not in freeing oneself, but in freeing... Read More
A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
Bake the world a better place, one pie at a time.
Life is what you bake it, so make it a good pie.
Happiness is homemade, especially if it's a pie.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie.
Eating pie is a piece of cake.
Keep your eyes on the pies. ... Read More
Swimming with the flow, Pisces knows the depth of the soul.
A Pisces dreams in colors that don't exist yet.
Pisces: a spiritual beacon in a chaotic world.
Emotionally deep, eternally hopeful, that's a Pisces heart.
Pisces whispers to the fish, carries the dreams of the sea.
Pisces, the star-kissed dreamer... Read More
Adventures abound on your new age calendar. Dive headfirst into celebrating your incredible existence!
Turn each candle on your birthday cake into an unforgettable memory. May your life be as bright as the cake on this special day!
Happy Birthday! Leave alone the past because it's your day to relish, enjoy and dance with the set... Read More
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
Silver threads among the gold.
Speech is silver, silence is golden.
The silver lining of the cloud.
Silver on the sage.
A streak of silver in the sky.
Don't take a wooden nickel when you can have a silver dollar.
... Read MoreI'm on a sewing diet. I've had more than my seam's worth!
Sew much fabric, sew little time.
Keep calm and carry yarn!
Sew you think you can stitch?
Sewing forever, housework whenever.
Tailors don't retire, they just seem stressed!
Born to sew, forced to work.
Life isn't always Sew-Sew. Read More
May your birthday be as bright as a shining star in the God's sky!
Mazal Tov on your special day! May all your wishes come true and your heart be filled with joy.
On your birthday, may the blessings of God be as plentiful as the sands of the desert! Happy Birthday!
Shalom! Wishing you a year full of health, prosperity, l... Read More
Life is s'more fun when you're camping.
You make my heart melt like a s'more.
I need s'more time with you.
Life needs a few more sprinkles and a lot more s'mores.
'S'more love, less hate.
Let's toast to s'more good times.
Friends, Fire, and S'mores. Life doesn't get much better.
I'd give u... Read More
You can't churn butter with a toothpick.
Everyone gets the buggy wheels they deserve.
Even in the most tranquil pond, the duck still creates ripples.
You don't need electricity to light up a room, just a good attitude.
The quickest way to get lost is to think you know the way.
An Amish quilt isn't about t... Read More
Living on a prayer.
Christ is my savior, not my religion.
Faith can move mountains.
Not perfect, just forgiven.
Son of a King.
Jesus is my rock and that's how I roll.
Walk by faith, not by sight.
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Too blessed to be stressed.
Prayer warrior. Read More
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreLove knows no bounds. In your embrace, I find solace. Every day with you is a blessing. Your love completes
Read MoreAge is just a number, wisdom is timeless. With age comes wisdom, and a few more wrinkles. Growing older is
Read MoreI would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez Morticia, you’re so beautiful.
Read Morethatonerule: #1930 Feelings that come back are simply feelings that never left. ThatOneRule.Com
Read MoreI love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific.
Read MoreI refuse to let fear dictate my path. Audacity is the key to unlocking your true potential. In a world
Read More
