Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas means a little bit more.
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian.
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that, as far as we know, is s... Read More
Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high.
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
I'm out for presidents to represent me.
It's mine, it's mine, it's mine, whose world is this?
I know I can be what I wanna be, if I work hard at it.
I woke up early on my born day, I'm twenty years of ble... Read More
If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad and pathetic.
I'm allergic to feelings.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's pretty much the same thing.
I refuse to participate in any activity that requires pants.
I don't have dreams, I have goals. Goals with a side of fries.
Never... Read More
I'm the best at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice.
I'm the kind of guy who drinks a pint of beer and then sings ‘The Way You Look Tonight’ … slightly off-key.
I'm the last person you want to mess with.
I never asked for this, but it's a part of me.
I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't v... Read More
I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged like a hobbit.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, unless you have Google Maps.
I would follow Gandalf into battle, but only if he promised to bring snacks.
I didn't choose the hobbit life, the hobbit life chose me.
The only thing scarier than Sauron's eye is Legolas' perfect... Read More
Manners maketh man.
A kind word and a polite gesture can brighten anyone's day.
Politeness costs nothing, but buys everything.
Good manners are like a mirror; they reflect back on us.
Politeness is the art of choosing the right words and actions.
A simple 'thank you' goes a long way.
Manners are the curr... Read More
The guilty will suffer, and I will be there to deliver their punishment.
Evil may triumph, but justice will always prevail.
I am the dark angel of retribution, sent to cleanse the world of its sins.
In a world of chaos, I am the one constant: the Punisher.
No crime goes unpunished when I'm on the case.
Fear is ... Read More
Life is like a puzzle, and sometimes you just have to sit back and let the pieces fall into place.
The deeper you go, the more you discover about yourself.
Take a deep breath, and let go of everything that's holding you back.
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was an invincible summer within me.
Some... Read More
Life is better under an umbrella.
An umbrella is a portable haven from the rain.
Let your umbrella be your shield against the storms of life.
Rain can't dampen our spirits when we have an umbrella.
An umbrella is like an open invitation for rain to dance.
An umbrella is a symbol of preparedness.
When it ... Read More
The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
The attitude you have as a parent is what your kids will learn from more than what you tell them. They don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.
When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this wo... Read More
I prefer the company of books over people.
Introverted is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice.
My social battery is constantly running on low.
Being alone isn't lonely, it's peaceful.
I like to be alone because I learn more about myself that way.
Small talk is my personal hell.
I am not anti-social, I a... Read More
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear foolish than to open it and remove all doubt.
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Do not argue with a fool, as they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
A wise man can learn more from a foolish quest... Read More
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Apples are the original brain food.
Life is like an apple: shiny, red and full of possibilities.
An apple is a small thing that can make a big difference.
Apples are nature's candy.
An apple is a refreshing reminder that nature provides the best snacks.
An apple a da... Read More
Autism is not a tragedy, ignorance is.
In a neurodiverse world, acceptance is the key.
Different not less.
Autism is a different way of thinking, not a disorder.
Embrace the uniqueness of autism.
Autism is a kaleidoscope of colors, not black and white.
Autism is a journey, not a destination.
Accep... Read More
Don't be a people pleaser, be a self-pleaser and watch how your light shines.
The problem with people pleasing is that you're only prioritizing others' happiness over your own.
You can't please everyone, so why not focus on pleasing yourself first?
People pleasers often forget that their own happiness is important too.
<... Read MoreLuck is when preparation meets opportunity.
A lucky person is one who has a positive attitude and is open to new possibilities.
Some people make their own luck through hard work and determination.
Luck is like a wild horse, you have to grab it by the reins.
Luck is not a guarantee, but a possibility.
Luck is th... Read More
Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.
Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people.
You are capable of amazing thin... Read More
Family should be your safe haven, but sometimes they're the ones who stab you in the back.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. Unfortunately.
Beware the wolf in sheep's clothing, especially if it's a family member.
It's hard to trust anyone when your own family betrays you.
Family betrayal c... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreDid my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night. – Romeo
Read Morethatonerule: #2327 Rough patches in life are always worth enduring because you always come out of it smooth and polished.
Read MoreForgiveness is not about forgetting, it’s about letting go of the pain. Holding onto anger only hurts yourself, so I
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