I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.
I'm not going to run for president because I'm not a machine. Plus, running really fast is exhausting.
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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - Page 94
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. - Page 4
The only good human being is ... Read More
In America, even dreams come with a warranty.
America: where opportunity knocks louder than any door.
In the land of the free, we write our own destiny.
In the melting pot of America, diversity is our strength.
In the land of dreams, hard work is the currency.
In America, we believe in second chances and redemp... Read More
We are Venom.
Eyes, lungs, pancreas... so many snacks, so little time.
We are the lethal protector.
I'm not a monster, I'm a symbiote.
We will eat both your arms and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head.
We are the reconciliation of opposites.
The world has enough su... Read More
Patriotism is not just waving a flag, it is standing up for what you believe in.
True patriotism is putting your country's needs above your own.
The love for my country burns brighter than a thousand suns.
I am a patriot, not because I hate others, but because I love my country.
Patriotism is not about blind loyalty, ... Read More
The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are. - J.P. Morgan
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - J.P. Morgan
The best way to predict the future is to create it. - J.P. Morgan
Do not be afraid to go out on a limb, for tha... Read More
Peace is not something you find, it's something you create within yourself. - Unknown
In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you. - Deepak Chopra
Finding peace within yourself is the key to true happiness. - Unknown
Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. - Bryant McGill
Pe... Read More
Start your week with a mindful Monday and set the tone for a positive week ahead.
Be present in the moment and appreciate the beauty of a mindful Monday.
A mindful Monday is a fresh start to refocus and realign your goals.
Take a deep breath and appreciate the opportunity of a mindful Monday.
Embrace the present momen... Read More
Sailing away into the sunset, leaving our worries behind.
Life is better on a cruise ship.
Cruising is the perfect way to unwind and relax.
The ocean is calling, and I must go.
Distance is just a test, for how far a cruise ship can go.
Cruising is my therapy, the ocean is my healer.
Cruising: where time ... Read More
From diapers to diplomas, we are so proud of our graduate!
Watching you walk across the stage fills our hearts with pride.
Our hearts burst with joy as we celebrate your graduation achievement.
Congratulations on this incredible milestone, you have made us proud.
We knew you could do it, and we couldn't be prouder of ... Read More
Unlock your true potential with Blue Lock.
In Blue Lock, the key to success is within yourself.
Blue Lock - where dreams become reality.
Blue Lock - where goals are forged and achieved.
The sky's the limit in Blue Lock.
Blue Lock - where champions are made.
Strength, skill, and determination - the Blue L... Read More
I will not waste chalk
I didn't do it
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Being popular is the most important thing in life... next to being rich, powerful, and intelligent.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this ... Read More
Goodbye is not forever, it is only the beginning of a new journey.
In the game of life, death is just a temporary exit.
Do not mourn the dead, celebrate their life instead.
Goodbye is not the end, it is simply a new chapter without you.
Remembering the moments we shared, not the sadness of goodbye.
Death may ta... Read More
The most beautiful thing in the world is the mystery of life.
Sometimes, the answer is not what we seek, but the journey of finding it.
In the depths of darkness lie the most intriguing mysteries waiting to be uncovered.
Life is like a puzzle, and mysteries are the missing pieces that make it fascinating.
There is a c... Read More
In a world full of monsters, I will become the cruelest of them all.
The only way to survive in this kingdom is to embrace the darkness within.
Power is not given, it is taken.
In this treacherous court, loyalty is a rare and valuable currency.
Every lie I tell is a step closer to the throne.
To rule, one must ... Read More
You have the power to heal your life.
Love is the greatest healing power.
Every thought we think is creating our future.
Self-approval and self-acceptance in the now are the keys to positive changes.
The past is over and cannot be changed. This is the only moment we can choose to change.
You are the only person... Read More
I'm not smarter than the average bear, but I'm certainly more charming.
Life is too short to worry about pic-a-nic baskets.
Sometimes all you need is a good friend and a picnic in the woods.
There's nothing more satisfying than a well-stocked picnic basket.
If you're going to steal a picnic basket, at least share it w... Read More
The joy in life comes from our encounters with new experiences and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Happiness is only real when shared.
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
The very basic core of a man's living spirit is... Read More
Scars are just a reminder of how far we've come.
Scars tell the story of our resilience and strength.
Every scar is a testament to our ability to heal.
Scars are proof that we are survivors.
Scars are beautiful reminders of our past battles.
Scars are like maps, guiding us on our journey.
Scars are the b... Read More
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
Simplicity is the key to brilliance. - Bruce Lee
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Clare Boothe Luce
Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance. - Coco Chanel
Simplicity is the essence of happi... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreMosquitoes are the world’s smallest vampires. Mosquitoes: the tiny buzz that ruins your outdoor fun. Mosquitoes are like tiny ninjas
Read MoreEvery day is a fresh start. Take life one day at a time. Today is the only day that matters.
Read MoreA mother’s love is like no other, it knows no bounds. To the world, you may be one person, but
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