- Marijuana should be classified as a vegetable. It’s the only one that will get rid of your stress.
- I went to a woodworking class once, but all I learned was how to roll a perfect joint.
- I’m not addicted to marijuana, I’m in a committed relationship with it.
- The only way to avoid a hangover is to... Read More
Mr. Wonka, what's the matter with the chocolate? It isn't sweet, it's terrible! - Charlie Bucket
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. - Willy Wonka
The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last. - Willy Wonka
A little nonsense now and then is relished by... Read More
Brown eyes are like pools of warmth and depth.
The intensity of someone's soul shines through their brown eyes.
Brown eyes are the windows to the warmest souls.
A person with brown eyes possesses a sense of mystery and allure.
Deep, brown eyes draw you in and captivate your heart.
Within a pair of brown eyes li... Read More
Cheers to the moments that take our breath away.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Life is all about taking chances, and enjoying a cold beer with good friends!
Here's to good friends, good times, and good beer.
In victory, you deserve a beer. In defeat, you need a beer. Read More
The art of a geisha lies in her ability to bring beauty and grace to every moment.
In the world of geisha, silence can be the most powerful form of communication.
A geisha's beauty is not just in the way she looks, but in the way she carries herself.
Every step a geisha takes is a dance, every word she speaks is a whisper of... Read More
In the light of the day, shadows find their way.
May the sun guide our souls in every way.
Under the midnight sun, darkness flees and beauty's won.
Midsommar, where the wildflowers grow and dreams take flight.
In the embrace of nature, we find our true liberation.
In the heart of summer, magic unfolds.
L... Read More
Your mindset determines your success.
Success is 90% attitude.
A positive mindset leads to positive outcomes.
Don't let your thoughts limit your potential.
The only limits are the ones we set for ourselves.
Your mentality creates your reality.
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Challenges a... Read More
Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions, yet our roots remain as one.
In our family, we don't hide crazy. We put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail!
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
Family, where life begins and lo... Read More
Pain is not the enemy, but rather a messenger that awakens us to the need for change.
Let go of the need to control and embrace the beauty of surrender.
Don't strive for perfection, but rather for authenticity.
To truly live, we must be willing to risk being misunderstood.
Authenticity is the greatest gift you can giv... Read More
A house on Mango Street is not a dream house, but it is a house filled with dreams.
In the house on Mango Street, ordinary objects become vessels of extraordinary stories.
The windows of the house on Mango Street are the gateways to the world.
A house on Mango Street is a canvas where dreams come to life.
The house on... Read More
In a world full of grown-ups, we choose to love as little ones.
I may be little, but I have a big heart.
In my little space, all worries are erased.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Being strong doesn't mean you have to be serious all the time.
Age is just a number, love knows no bounds. Read More
If I wanted to kill somebody, I'd take this book and beat you to death with it.
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Rise and shine, it's a new day filled with possibilities!
Good morning! May your day be as bright and beautiful as your smile.
Sending you positive vibes and good energy to kickstart your day.
Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.
A smile is the best makeup you can wear. Start your day with a smile!... Read More
Investing in Canadian stocks is like exploring the vast wilderness of opportunity.
In the world of Canadian national finance, knowledge is the key to unlocking success.
Stock quotes are the heartbeat of the Canadian economy, constantly fluctuating and pulsating with potential.
As the snow falls in Canada, so do the opportuni... Read More
Silence is the universal language of peace.
In the silence, we find ourselves.
Quiet is not the absence of sound, but the presence of tranquility.
In the depth of silence, lies the power of reflection.
The quieter you become, the more you can hear.
Silence is not empty, it is full of answers.
The sound o... Read More
Cowabunga, dude!
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!
Turtle power will always prevail!
It's time for some shell-shocking action!
We can do anything as long as we stick together!
Let's show them what ninja turtles are made of!
Life's better with pizza and ninja skills!
We may be turtles, but we'r... Read More
Sometimes silence is the best way to scream.
In the darkest times, music can be our light.
Our scars tell a story, they don't define who we are.
Don't be afraid to embrace your darkness.
Music has the power to heal even the deepest wounds.
The only way out is through.
Be brave enough to show your vulnera... Read More
I feel like Frodo when I accidentally leave my phone at home.
Gollum would make a great real estate agent, always looking for that precious property.
Gandalf's beard is longer than my to-do list!
I bet Sauron would be a terrible dance partner, always leading the wrong way.
Bilbo's birthday party was more epic than any... Read More
As a man thinketh, so he becomes.
The power of thought shapes our reality.
Thoughts are the seeds of actions.
A man's thoughts are the architects of his destiny.
Positive thoughts create positive outcomes.
Your thoughts determine your potential.
The mind is the most powerful tool we possess.
Every... Read More
Life is better when you're small and shell-shaped.
Sometimes it's the tiniest shells that have the biggest stories.
I may be small, but my dreams are big.
A shell is just a home, until you fill it with adventures.
I may be small, but I shine like a star.
In a world full of shells, be a pearl.
I may be ti... Read More