What About Bob Quotes – Hilarious and Memorable Lines from the Classic Comedy
There are two types of people in the world: those who divide the world into two types of people and those who do not.
I’m baby stepping my way onto your lawn.
It’s a good day to be alive, and I’m happy.
I feel good, everything is gonna go my way!
There’s always a way, if you’re committed.
If I fake it, then I don’t have it.
I’m sailing! I’m sailing!
I’m a family man, I have responsibilities.
I’m sailing! I’m sailing!
What are you worried about? You’re not a psychiatrist!
That’s just my personality. It’s what you might call, a defense mechanism.
I didn’t know who I was anymore. I had an identity crisis… but I solved it. You want to know how? I became a psychologist.
Stop it! Stop it! … I’m a psychiatrist, I could help you!
I’ve got to go, my intuition is telling me there are no coincidences.
What if this is as good as it gets?
We never truly know how much we affect those around us.
You can do anything you set your mind to, even imaginary friends.
I’m taking a vacation from my problems.
If you want to reach someone, you need to speak their language.
Life is a journey. Don’t forget to bring snacks!
Every step forward brings us closer to our goals.
You know, tomorrow I’m…I’m going to ride on a bus!
Baby steps, Bobby. Baby steps.
This is just the beginning of a lifelong adventure!
Nobody likes you, everyone hates you. You’re going to lose. Smile, you fuck!
We need to break free from the chains of our own self-doubt.
Don’t let others define your worth.
Let go of your fears and embrace the possibilities.
Life is too short to be the same person every day.
Success is not the destination, it’s the journey along the way.
It’s not about how many times you fall down, but how many times you get back up.
You have to love yourself before anyone else can love you.
Don’t wait for the perfect opportunity, create it.
Your thoughts create your reality, so think positive!
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.
Fear is just an illusion; it’s time to break free.
Never underestimate the power of a good laugh.
Happiness is a choice, so choose to be happy.
Believe in yourself, and others will believe in you too.
Sometimes the best therapy is a good old-fashioned belly laugh.
The only limits we have are the ones we place on ourselves.
Don’t let your past mistakes define your future success.
You don’t need a degree to be happy; you just need to be yourself.
Be like a rubber ball; bounce back from any setback.
Life is too short to be taken too seriously.
Embrace your quirks; they make you unique.
Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it.
Success is not about the destination; it’s about the journey.
You are capable of more than you think you are.
Don’t be afraid to take risks and step outside your comfort zone.