We’re the Millers Quotes

I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug smuggler. There’s a difference.

We’re the Millers, we don’t do anything halfway.

Fake family, real adventure.

We may be fake, but the danger is real.

Family comes in all shapes and sizes.

Pretending to be a family has its perks.

In the fake family business, trust is everything.

We’re not criminals, just trying to survive.

Being a fake family is harder than it looks.

Sometimes you have to do something illegal to do what’s right.

We’re not the Brady Bunch, but we’re definitely entertaining.

Taking risks is easier when you’re pretending to be someone else.

We may be pretending, but the love is real.

Life is better when you have a fake family by your side.

Who needs real relatives when you’ve got the Millers?

Breaking the law has never been so much fun.

Being a smuggler is just another day in the fake family business.

We’re the Millers, we make our own rules.

There’s no bond stronger than the bond of a fake family.

We didn’t choose the fake family life, it chose us.

Being a smuggler is a lot like being a magician – it’s all about misdirection.

Our fake family is stronger than most real families.

We may be fake, but our adventures are real.

A little bit of danger makes life more exciting.

Danger is our middle name.

We’re the Millers, we laugh in the face of danger.

Faking it until we make it.

Sometimes you have to break the law to find your true family.

Criminals with a heart of gold.

Our fake family is the best at playing pretend.

Living a double life can be exhausting, but it’s never boring.

We’re not your average family, and we like it that way.

Our fake family is better than your real family.

Just because we’re faking it doesn’t mean we’re not real.

We’re not the heroes you want, but we’re the heroes you need.

Life is too short to play by the rules.

We’re the Millers, we’re never out of tricks.

We may be fake, but our love is genuine.

Every family has a secret, ours is just a little more illegal.

Living on the edge makes life more interesting.

Our fake family is full of real love.

Doing the wrong things for the right reasons.

In the fake family business, loyalty is everything.

We may be criminals, but we have each other’s backs.

Our fake family is the best team you’ll ever see.

Sometimes you have to break the law to find your true family.

Family is who you choose to be with, even if they’re not blood.

Being a Millers means being extraordinary.

We’re the Millers, we’re one big happy dysfunctional family.

When life gives you lemons, pretend to be a fake family and smuggle drugs.