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Unleashing the Legends – Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can talk with his fists.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t age, he levels up.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the Sun.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with no birds.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik’s Cube in one move.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can hold his breath for ten years.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can hear what you’re thinking… about him.

Chuck Norris can kill you with a thought. He chooses not to out of mercy.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Unleashing the Legends – Chuck Norris Facts part 2

Chuck Norris can lift a house by its doorknob.

Chuck Norris can bite a grape and turn it into a raisin.

Chuck Norris can drink water and think it’s lemonade.

Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of sand.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two icebergs together.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling Bang!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Chuck Norris can bake cookies in his armpits.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a spoon to eat soup. He eats it directly from the bowl.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can whistle in four different languages.

Chuck Norris can write a book, lock it in a safe, and throw away the key.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the back of your face.

Chuck Norris can make a snow angel in cement.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless mouse.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry tears of joy.

Chuck Norris can hear silent movie dialogue.

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