Uninspiring Motivational Quotes That Miss the Mark

Don’t chase your dreams, just stay in bed.

Why aim high when you can aim for mediocrity?

Never believe in yourself, you’re probably not as good as you think.

Procrastination is key to success, so put off what you can do today.

Don’t follow your passion, follow the money.

Only losers think failure is a stepping stone to success.

Success is overrated, it’s better to be average.

The harder you work, the more you’ll regret it.

Why be extraordinary when you can be ordinary?

Don’t take risks, stay in your comfort zone forever.

Settle for less, you don’t deserve more.

Don’t bother trying, you’re bound to fail.

Success is for the lucky ones, not for you.

Stay stuck in the past, it’s where you belong.

Don’t listen to your intuition, it knows nothing.

Don’t strive for greatness, strive for adequacy.

Don’t dream big, dream small enough to achieve.

You’re not special, so stop pretending.

Don’t bother setting goals, you’ll just disappoint yourself.

Failure is the only option, so embrace it.

Don’t work hard, work smart… and by that, I mean don’t work at all.

Don’t aim for the stars, just aim for the gutter.

Success is for suckers, so be a failure and embrace it.

Don’t believe in yourself, believe in the power of giving up.

Stop trying, it’s futile anyway.

Don’t take risks, they’re not worth it.

Don’t push yourself, you’re not capable of greatness.

Don’t pursue your passions, pursue someone else’s dreams.

Stay pessimistic, it suits you better.

Success is for the weak, so embrace your failures.

Don’t strive for success, strive for a lifetime of disappointment.

Don’t aim high, aim for the bare minimum.

Don’t be ambitious, it will only lead to disappointment.

Don’t surround yourself with positive people, they’re annoying.

Stay mediocre, it’s safer that way.

Don’t follow your dreams, they’re unrealistic anyway.

Don’t have high expectations, you’ll only be let down.

Don’t work hard, just exist and hope for the best.

Don’t think big, think small and settle for less.

Don’t strive for success, strive for mediocrity.

Don’t try to be different, conformity is easier.

Don’t believe in yourself, believe in your doubts.

Don’t trust your instincts, they’re often wrong.

Don’t waste your time on self-improvement, it’s pointless.

Don’t aim for the top, aim for the middle.

Don’t be ambitious, it will only lead to disappointment.

Don’t chase your dreams, they’re not meant for you.

Don’t be optimistic, it’s a waste of energy.

Don’t find your passion, find a job that pays the bills.

Don’t try to be successful, it’s too much work.